Royal Poutine

A Burger King poutine made with onion rings instead of french fries

This Angry Royal Poutine is the best thing I've ever eaten... ever.

by Dr Fraiser Crane December 10, 2011

Royal Smith

Basically a massive smith.

Guy1: Did you hear about that Royal Smith?
Guy2: Oh her? She is the biggest Royal Smith!

by WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEyed December 19, 2018

royal punch

When you are having sex with your partner from behind and just before climax you punch them hard in the kidneys.

I gave my girlfriend a royal punch last week, she hasn't stopped pissing blood.

by Squattingjester February 21, 2016

the royal sip

When you take a drink of a refreshing beverage, that is in the gromit mug

Sean had the royal sip, on new years.

by PloCool December 27, 2021

Royal Hooper

He's not the sharpest tool in the shed, and he can't ball at all.

That guy sucks he must be Royal Hooper

by PixelChimp April 13, 2021

Royal Peasentry

A person who is such a peasant it's Royal

Oh I'm sorry you Royal Peasentry

by Exposed51 August 13, 2019

Cum Royale

A 9-month long sexual "game" where multiple men either take turns cumming deep inside unprotected pussy, or collectively filling a bowl to be funneled into said unprotected pussy.
The biological father after the 9-month long "game" is declared the winner.

My oshi convinced me that a child of a cum royale would truly be lucky.
I hope she's right when she comes back from her trip.

by DerSkrunk March 21, 2023