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Roffis

An ancient word of Slavic/Russian derivation for a tribe of nomads/gypsies in Eastern Europe. "Roff" means to come before and is" means covering or skin. The come before skin is the foreskin. Roffi (plural) is the group or clansmen who traded in foreskin's in what is modern day Ukraine. They also were notorious for the famous "smegama ball". An ancient munition loaded onto catapults and hurled at lemmings trying to rush and drown themselves in the Baltic Sea. They also used the smegma balls as an aphrodesiac and firestarter.
"Roffis, load the traps"

"Look at the Roffi streaming towards the sea"

"Roffis come get the sack from last years Bris!"
by Art Wall April 9, 2008
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Roof or Sister Wife

a rating system for stories you are about to tell. You got a new roof on your house is totally boring, but you got a sister wife is worth stopping everything to hear about.
Is this story going to be "roof or Sister wife" 'cause I'm really busy
by Pig granny January 20, 2011
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roffelmayoh

The pronunciation of the phrase ROFLMAO. Roffelmayoh is generally used to parody those who do use ROFLMAO. It can be followed by a lot of exclamation marks, with the occasional '1' thrown in, and even better, the word 'one'. See roffel, see roffle
That was a PHUNNEY site! Roffelmayoh!!!!111oneone11one1one11!!!
by Kevin August 5, 2003
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roffag

Acronym: Rolling On Floor Felching A Gerbil-
Term used to express amusment.
by Jerry July 14, 2003
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rofogle

Similar in meaning and style to rofl and roflmao and lol, and the French mdr, rofogle is an irritating term used by experienced computer geeks (or leet hax0rs) to signify extreme merriment or enjoyment of something sequiteural or silly. It stands for "Roll On Floor Or Go Laugh, Eh?"
<r33+h4x0r> rofogle i just saw teh funniest pic of some n00b trying to run linux on a win cpu rofogle
<Edward Scrag> You are a retard, and I want you to die.
by Edward Scrag March 16, 2004
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roffles

the plural of roffle, i.e to roffle continuously
by Anonymous March 8, 2003
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roffles my woffles

Roffles my woffles oll teh roffling timffle..
That dude Roffles my woffles
by Burdy January 25, 2005
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