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retroduce

v. - the act of introducing yourself to someone you've already met. It can occur under a variety of circumstances, but is usually undesirable. A few common situations are as follows.
1. You have met the person, but do not remember having met them, or do not remember their name. This version of retroducing usually leads to an awkward, detailed retelling of how you met, while you listen and feel like a jackass.
2. You have met the person, but you do no think that they remember you, so you introduce yourself again. You are forced to decide how to explain yourself, whether you would have them think that you are absentminded, rude, or that you consider yourself to be completely forgettable.
Hi, I'm Mark." "Oh, hi Mark, it's Lisa. Don't you remember me from Jonny's birthday party, we talked for a while about the pros and cons of HD versus 35mm formats." "Oh, sorry, I didn't mean to retroduce myself.
by robotrib November 5, 2010
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retro queen

Riley ya uhh .
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Retro Rides

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How can i tell if my car fits in as a Retro Rides ?
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Retrobate

When you want to masturbate but you are so lazy that you masturbate yesterday Instead.
Lucy asked me if I had masturbated in anticipation of our potential fornication. I informed her that I had intended to but just retrobated instead. It’s quicker to remember than to hastily tug your member.
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retreatism

A word describing the cowardly compulsion to flee.
The French army emphasizes retreatism in its battle tactics.
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Golden Retriever

A girl who enjoys getting urinated on.
This girl i met is a golden retriever, she has a freaky fetish for being urinated on.
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