retard

Alexis Henson McClure, a retarded blond who doesn't know shit from her face.

Alexis: Someone took a crap on the mirror again!

The rest of the kids: NO ALEXIS THATS YOUR FACE!!! god retard .

by DeathIsLife January 16, 2009

Retard

Someone who doesen't know the difference between video games and...wait retards arn't even smart enough to play video games. OK i'll restart...Someone who doesent know anything, at all and is bailry able to walk straight. Oh and doesent know the difference between HEVEY METAL and Soft Bluegrass.

Retard : Daddy what are you doing ?
Mom : It's been the million'th time i've told you I"M YOUR MOTHER !
Retard : i'm scared. or happy i dont know ?

by Blubid April 20, 2008

Retarded

People who put actual definitions in the urban dictionary.

Retard: I hate my cat it always wants my attention, i think im gonna get rid of it
Not retard: you are extremely retarded

by Thisisjoke June 18, 2020

Retard

generally the people looking up the word retard Are retards.

this bitch is a retard bruh

by Johnny cato September 3, 2018

Retard

A very bad word that will get you in a lot of trouble

Person1: Danny’s such a retard.
Person2: Thats not nice, don’t say it.

by LAPIS!! May 21, 2022

Retard

A word that people call me and I don’t know why

Girl: look at Sam he is such a Retard
Me (Sam):*barking at the teacher like a dog*

by TheGuyWhoIsAntiSmart May 31, 2019

Retard

A person with an intellectual disability who has to work millions of times harder for the simple things that we take for granted.

Mike: Is Jimmy a retard?
Carl: Pssh, you know you shouldn't use that word Mike.

by Nugsson December 7, 2019