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Reddit

A social media app that is fastly becoming the personals section that Craigslist once had before it was shut down. You can find memes and shitty, self-absorbed admins on Reddit. But you can also find gloryhole locations, gay daddies, cock and pussy lovers, bear lovers (the big, chubby, hairy, often bearded homosexuals. Not the big, hairy ones that sneak into your campsite at night and eat all your food while you sleep in your camper or tent), dick riders, tits and ass lovers. The list is endless. The gloryhole section is of particular interest. You will never see a super soaker water gun the same after you realize someone named "Sooper Sucker", an xtube cock sucker with a ton of videos of him sucking every swinging dick that walks by and sticks itself through a hole and into a mouth that's on a face covered by a mask. You've got men claiming to have never had their cock sucked by a male (it's bullshit because they know there are thirsty ass males out there who will suck any dick for any old reason). Instead of ads like the ones Craigslist had, you have posts featuring short video clips and pics of guys touching their weiners or striking some weird pose to either show off their penis, ass, muscled arms with a keg belly, etc. Whatever they think appeals to the viewer.
Them: I'm so fucking pissed Craigslist got rid of the personals. Grindr is fucking useless and Adam4Adam is too.

Me: go to Reddit. I'm sure you'll find just what you're looking for. There's entire group dedicated to worshipping penises and vaginas, daddies, bears.

Them: fuck!!! I'm so fucking horny now. I'm gonna go join these subreddit groups!
by GG Allin September 22, 2020
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Redd

when you take the phatest shit of your life and your colon rips due to your shit's tremendous girth
person 1 - damn bro i gotta take a shit
person 2 - omg man i have you don't have a redd
by Ogre Saliva August 20, 2020
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Redden

A vengeful god who will, without a doubt, brutally beat down those who have slandered his name. Such pussies may have felt slighted by pranks which were to great for them to comprehend, but they will not be tolerated any longer. So suck it assholes. Especially you who posted the first comment, if you too much of a fucking pussy to admit you even like a girl, let alone go out with her, i cannot be blamed for getting their forst, loser. Mabey this made you realized you should have been doing other things rather than play WOW all day...So I invite you to fuck off and stop pulling this shit or I WILL FUCK YOU UP!
The Redden beat the living crap out of Michel for being such a little, pathetic bitch.
by revenge345 July 8, 2007
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Redding CT

A boring as shit place full of trees and not much else.
Resident of Redding CT: I live in Redding
Everyone else: I'm so sorry.
by shofams July 28, 2011
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redditor

most annoying person of all time. period.

redditors like to laugh at unfunny overused jokes. o matter how dead it is they will laugh.

redditors hate every single that normal person that uses somethiong thats not reddit.

they also hate.. you know what? reditors just have their own hivemind.

its alright to hate redditors
teacher: blue is the colour that appears-
redditor: blue sus
by keptndislllsuon December 27, 2020
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Reddit User

fat 30-year-old man who 100% has cp
by Cerf Joint May 13, 2021
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Reddog

Probably the funniest/dumbest/bestest dude ever.
Reddog "whats brother marks first name"
that was the funniest thing i have EVER heard.
by Zachi July 29, 2008
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