maria read

She's honestly the best person in the whole world. She is honest, friendly, really pretty, and the frikin best. Her personality is amazing and she's not ur typical white bitch

Holy fuck Maria Read is super hot
Hey dude who's that chick ur dating what's her name? Isn't it like Maria Read
Maria Read is my best friend

by Unknown friend March 4, 2019

Big Reads

When you figure out what someone will do before they do it.

Dude saw that from a mile, big reads.
Knew that was gonna happen, big reads.

by Nws Phantom August 29, 2019

aaron read

Aaron Read is a 4ft beta male who likes McDonald's, he has no friend's apart from Americans and 6ft alph male Rylie King

Who's that 4ft Beta Male in McDonald's
It's and Aaron Read

by VeryLargeMan December 8, 2019

john read

He is the man. the myth. the legend- he the ultimate father figure and is a god-like human - John will be your dad no matter who you are. he is : John Read

"hey isnt john read a chad? " "yeah i wish he was my dad"

by smithy smith May 26, 2020

sleep-reading

The state of semi-consciousness where one is alternately reading and napping. The person sleep-reading typically has only slight responsiveness to external stimulation or provocation owing to either their sleep state or to their pre-occupation with their reading.

When dad was sleep-reading on the couch, I was able to sneak up and put play-doh in his ears.

by Sleap Reeder May 17, 2021

Louis Radestock

small 4 foot 11 kid with long black hair lord faarquard looking ass absolute fag nig nog and smells like a paki fart go back to ur country with ur 1 inch wonder

oi its louis radestock the small gay one with a one inch

by Jakub Grzesiak November 21, 2021

Jessica Rader

The hottest person on earth, this woman is so fine and she doesn’t even realize it.

She makes people so happy and is the reason that some people are alive today.

Get yourself a Jess Rader because you will be the happiest person ever

Person 1: “Wow Jessica Rader is the hottest teacher at this school”

Person 2: “I know right!”

by SadButDas August 30, 2022