retard

Alexis Henson McClure, a retarded blond who doesn't know shit from her face.

Alexis: Someone took a crap on the mirror again!

The rest of the kids: NO ALEXIS THATS YOUR FACE!!! god retard .

by DeathIsLife January 16, 2009

Retard

Someone who doesen't know the difference between video games and...wait retards arn't even smart enough to play video games. OK i'll restart...Someone who doesent know anything, at all and is bailry able to walk straight. Oh and doesent know the difference between HEVEY METAL and Soft Bluegrass.

Retard : Daddy what are you doing ?
Mom : It's been the million'th time i've told you I"M YOUR MOTHER !
Retard : i'm scared. or happy i dont know ?

by Blubid April 20, 2008

Retard

A person with an intellectual disability who has to work millions of times harder for the simple things that we take for granted.

Mike: Is Jimmy a retard?
Carl: Pssh, you know you shouldn't use that word Mike.

by Nugsson December 7, 2019

Retard

The retard above and below this definition.

“Look at the retards who are above and below that one comment!” Said a retard

by AnOnYmOoouS October 28, 2018

Retard

A derogatory term for people with disabilities but also means stupid idiot etc

Sean Fuck off you retard

Joe Hey shut up

by Boogereater69 January 7, 2021

Retard

A boy Named Kristian Morgan,He has no friends and is Married to Issabell drake.

kristian morgan is a retard

by Beky Boo July 12, 2017

Retard

To tard again. In other words, the word tard but with the prefix re- added to show that the action of tarding is being repeated.

The first time I tarded didn't work, so now I need to retard.

by 1337retard May 22, 2020