quaker

A quaker is a guy that is dating a girl that already has kids....Because he is trying to skip the part of crying baies and changing diapers and hospital bills. Like quaker instant outmeal.....INSTANT FAMILY

Chris is dating this hot ass chick, but she has a 13 year old kid, that fucking quaker!!!

by hispanic panic January 23, 2009

quabeet

an umbrella you bring to the beach...

I brought my QUABEET to the beach yesterday, then i played scrabble.

by A N January 9, 2008

Quaker Pie

The act of eating oatmeal out of a woman's vagina.

Yeah, I brought her home and had some sweet Quaker Pie.

by Bingo1 March 2, 2011

Quaker bake and puke

A foreshortened name for going to Quaker Steak and Lube, and getting blazed to such a degree that you actually barf. Auxiliary actions may or may not include: ordering milk as your drink, not actually eating any food, not being able to speak.

"Hey man, how was last night? I heard you went to Quaker Steak and Lube with some guys?"

"Yeah man, but this one guy ended up doing a Quaker Bake and Puke, he made a mess everywhere in the bathroom."

by Sequester Grundleplith MD January 19, 2013

quamel spill

A very flatulent texter. Rapidly fires illiteracy. If found, do not provoke; ghett toe ness will prevail in the form of gangs. Characteristics include, but are not limited to: having the worst name on the planet, having a thing for transcendentalism, and a love of chicken on napkins.

Asian: Do you want this chicken?

Quamel spill: Yeah, just set it on that napkin right tharr.

by blAckchina December 9, 2013

Quake Cakes

A bunch of little hurt boys trying to compete with the fundies. Typically known for hairy bodies, big heads, and not being volcanoes.

Q: Did you see that the Quake Cakes lost to the Fundamental this weekend?
A: Yeah, Kyle had 0 points in the game.

by NorthKoreanPoonTappa November 27, 2018

Quaef

A word I used to chest in Up Words. It’s “a type of bird.”

Them: What’s a quaef? Is that a word?
Me: Its a...bird.

by KiaraTheKlazomaniac December 21, 2018