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grunge puppy

A grunge puppy is a very cute male/female that adheres to the grunge style circa 1980-1990's. They wear the following but not limited to these articles of clothing: leather/pleather jackets (studded or non-studded), plaid, flannel, acid wash, light denim, Doc Martens, un-kempt or natural looking hair,fishnets, females can be mistaken for hookers/street walkers, also anything that looks like it could be off of a character from : Married with Children, Full House, Blossom or any members of Nirvana/Hole.

While these styles could be off-setting to some, the grunge puppy is so attractive in looks, personality,confidence, crudeness, realness, and demeanor, that the fact they are horribly dressed from the wrong era makes them even more attractive.

It's like seeing the cutest puppy in the world, but then that puppy with a very off-putting collar and haircut. You just can't resist it.
Examples of a grunge puppy: Kelly Bundy, Kimmy Gibler, Coutney Love, Kurt Cobain, BUT if it was 2014 and they had not conformed to styles.
by IdontKNOWiDONTcare April 17, 2014
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satin puppy

The homosexual act in which the "master" places a leash on their partner. The master then applies peanut butter to his genitals, and forces his "puppy" to lick up the peanut butter like a dog until the master ejaculates on his partner's face; giving his skin a glossy, satin-like appearance.
"Oh hey, Chad. Who's your new boyfriend?"
"Don't talk to him. He's just my satin puppy."
by ballsmclong December 8, 2016
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Big puppy

A real big dog, a bloke who definitely hits the gym (among other things). Can also be used to describe anything that is abnormally large in comparison to it's average height (e.g. a Barge could be called a "Big Puppy").
When that one national powerlifter in your rowing team takes his shirt off for the boys:

"Oooh he's a big puppy boys!"
by zootybooty June 3, 2018
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Puppy Noodle

Ohh look, a Puppy Noodle is over there wook at its widdle face!
by Da_Evil_Doggo June 4, 2018
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Puppy pounder

Doggy style with a small hairy women
I performed the puppy pounder on your mom last night
by Big puck puck February 27, 2020
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Good Puppy

good puppy is a word commonly said to a dog, unless you are gymnasticjon1997. In that case, You would use it as a light term for your girlfriend.
Hey
good puppy
by bratbaby February 29, 2020
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puppy farts

When the innocent babs created by god makes an innocent mistake
That girl had puppy farts when she mispelled the word cock
by ChildOfGod666 October 2, 2017
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