A combination of your ordinary douche bag (generically good-looking, full-of-themselves prick) with a lame ass love sick puppy. More or less a love sick douche bag.
"That abercrombie and fitch humping kid Brandon is totally hitting on my girlfriend, Cora. What a f*cking douche puppy that kid is."
by gimmeurtots72 April 5, 2010
Get the douche puppymug. A puppy bought by a woman to lure her man into wanting to have children. The puppy is used to train the man to bring out his paternal instincts by caring for the puppy. The man usually has no idea what he is getting into when they initially get the puppy
Sean was quiet excited about the puppy he and Michele were going to get , but little did he know that it was a "Training Puppy" , that will trick him into wanting to have children
by t_210 August 4, 2010
Get the Training Puppymug. Sammo wouldn't let go that rubber duck, and when I yanked it away from his mouth, it went puppy-time!
by nubreed1980 April 5, 2010
Get the puppy-timemug. Person 1: Remember when I made that cringe tictok page in 2018 and thought I was cool
Person 2: ya that was a puppy shark move
Person 2: ya that was a puppy shark move
by The big dumb July 16, 2021
Get the Puppy sharkmug. by cerulean puppy December 12, 2021
Get the itz._..puppymug. A real big dog, a bloke who definitely hits the gym (among other things). Can also be used to describe anything that is abnormally large in comparison to it's average height (e.g. a Barge could be called a "Big Puppy").
When that one national powerlifter in your rowing team takes his shirt off for the boys:
"Oooh he's a big puppy boys!"
"Oooh he's a big puppy boys!"
by zootybooty June 3, 2018
Get the Big puppymug. Coined by entrepreneur guru Ken Singer, also known as Ken, the Puppy Shooter is the person who will tell you your ideas suck. This term is usually applied in an entrepreneurial scenario. *Important to note that one should shoot the puppy, not strangle.
by sushimushy June 1, 2016
Get the Puppy Shootermug.