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Puppy shark

When you do something cool at the moment but cringe at it later
Person 1: Remember when I made that cringe tictok page in 2018 and thought I was cool
Person 2: ya that was a puppy shark move
by The big dumb July 16, 2021
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Puppy pounder

Doggy style with a small hairy women
I performed the puppy pounder on your mom last night
by Big puck puck February 27, 2020
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satin puppy

The homosexual act in which the "master" places a leash on their partner. The master then applies peanut butter to his genitals, and forces his "puppy" to lick up the peanut butter like a dog until the master ejaculates on his partner's face; giving his skin a glossy, satin-like appearance.
"Oh hey, Chad. Who's your new boyfriend?"
"Don't talk to him. He's just my satin puppy."
by ballsmclong December 8, 2016
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Puppy Shooter

Coined by entrepreneur guru Ken Singer, also known as Ken, the Puppy Shooter is the person who will tell you your ideas suck. This term is usually applied in an entrepreneurial scenario. *Important to note that one should shoot the puppy, not strangle.
Who is the Puppy Shooter on your team?
by sushimushy June 1, 2016
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Puppy Mafia

A group of people, or a single person, that acts as though they are extremely tough, and have control over everyone, but really, are just wimps. They usually occur in groups, and use each other to make themselves seem tough. Usually, all it takes is to show that your ready to fight back to scare them off if they are troubling you.
guy 1: Dude those guys were pushing me around before, saying that they were gonna beat me up if I didn't do as they told me to

guy 2: Don't worry man, those guys are puppy mafia. They aren't gonna do shit to you if you stand up for yourself.
by static nightmare November 17, 2011
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Slush Puppy

In the act of sexual intercourse with the anus, or sodomy, the partner ejaculates into the anus and the receiving partner saves the semen in their anus until their next bowel movement. Effectively making a slush puppy in the toilet.
Yo did someone leave a slush puppy in the toilet this morning?!
by GJ_Jerry_G August 3, 2023
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itz._..puppy

itz._..puppy is a gacha tiktoker that is a HUGE simp for their partner macy😏
Person 1: Hey have you seen itz._..puppy's new tiktok?

Person 2: Lol yeah puppy is such a simp
by cerulean puppy December 12, 2021
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