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paint your ass

Verb: 1) to strike repeatedly, to pummel, to spank, to wallop.
2) to teach a lesson (or lesson of dominance) through physical abuse; demonstrating superior strength.

The term seems to have sprung from the late 60s to early 70s in Americana. It's a term you'd hear spoken by Red Foreman on That 70's Show, and by the older brother on Supernatural.
(brother-to-brother POV) "If you tell Mom I set the curtains on fire again, I will paint your ass!"
(mother-to-child POV) "You can touch those muffins...if you want me to paint your ass!"

There is no diminished meanings when used in any American culture or race.

(Mexican mother-to-daughter POV) "Oi Maria! I paint ju ass twice already, why you still date Oscar?"
by shawnesty June 29, 2012
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pinterest stalker

once completing a search on pinterest, finding another user and re-pinning their images if not all of them due to similar taste.
"I feel like a pinterest stalker due to too many repins from the same person"
by Lucybee February 21, 2013
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Painted for filth

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Her makeup will stay on during anything filthy. Like a hurricane, or three dudes
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pintability

How many beers you have room for in your stomach.

If you have a pintability below 8 then you're a bit of a fry.
Dan: hey John what's your pintability?
John: pintability of about 24 Fella.
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Paint The Hedgehog

When you pull out and ejaculate on a unshaven vagina.

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Jimbob said , "What did you do last night Tommy?"

Tommy replies, " Martha didn't want to get knocked up again, so she told me to Paint the Hedgehog".
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pint of cooking

"Cooking" bitter or lager is the cheapest beer a pub has available. Keg bitter is the most expensive. It comes from the term "cooking sherry"
"Hey Jock, I'll 'ave a pint of cooking!'
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Bernie Pint

A bottle of mouth wash, cheaper then the average normal pint, used to get a quick cheap buzz on.
Bobby: Man i was so trashed last night
Fred:What did you drink?
Bobby: Well we were gonna get a fifth, but tom couldn't get money , so we had to buy a bernie pint.
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