pregnancy

The female condition of being up the duff. The strongest argument for not being female in the battle of the sexes, mostly due to the pain caused by a child SPLITTING YOUR VAGINA IN SEVERAL PLACES AND MAKING YOU BLEEEEEEEEEED!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Sorry mum.

She's in a state of pregnancy! She's up the duff! She's going to be in a helluva lot of pain in like 8 months 3 days! Better her than me. Thank you God, for bestowing upon me a boabie and not a bitch wrinkle.

by Fox JK January 23, 2009

Pregnancy roulette

Five guys and one sterile guy all cum in a bucket and ship it off, when they find out who’s child it is, the father wins enough money for 18 years of child support

Yeah Jeramy won the pregnancy roulette, now he’s even more in debt

by I_want_to_die_420 November 18, 2018

Pregnancy

When a man's stomach protrudes so prominently, yet the rest of him is relatively thin, he resembles a 6 month+ pregnant woman

bro, check out that dudes pregnancy

by calijjandt May 10, 2009

teenage pregnancy pacts

a new social phenomenon in U.S. high schools in which groups of teenage girls, dare each other- and actually try to carry out the said pact- to become pregnant all at the same time.

teenage pregnancy pacts should be studied as a sociological subbranch of teen sexual behavior.

by Sexydimma December 2, 2013

Pregnant

Basically don’t do it, you get fat and you have a little hoe like you expecting to live off u for free for like twenty years like no hoe if you wanna live with me you have to pay the bills.

Hoe: I’m pregnant

Logical person: we should look for jobs for her.
Ya.

by Angiepatangie November 4, 2020

Antibiotic pregnancy

Where a woman gets pregnant because although she is on the pill but gets pregnant anyway because she is taking antibiotics which causes the pill to not work.

She's got an antibiotic pregnancy.

by The Fury 13 December 4, 2010

pregnant things

The act of doing things that could get you pregnant... as in sex without proper contraception. or in some cases, depending on the context, just sex.

Mary: "i feel sick, like dizzy and throwing up"
Joseph: "why? have you been doing pregnant things?"
Mary: "i don't think i'm pregnant"

by :) angel (: March 28, 2009