Potato 

Potato is a food

Billy, why are you searching up potato in a dictionary? You're being outrageous!

Potato by whyamiheretodayatthismoment October 7, 2019

Potato 

If you’re called this it means you have really bad aim.

Dude how’d you miss! You’re such a potato.
You completely missed the guy. You potatoed everywhere.

Potato by Tempest_Dragon October 11, 2019

potato 

its a round pice of shit with lumps and stuff and its peachy brown color and its the most bootiful this in the world and your all jealiouse of it

i killed a patato and turned it to freanch mbaked potatos

potato by potatoloverjelly October 28, 2019

Potato 

A yummy way to fix any problem

Dude: *Gets into argument*
Bro: *Throws potato at gut*

Potato by MooIsCool November 1, 2019

Potato 

A vegetable that is found growing in the ground and is most likely going to be brown and ugly.🥔

Girl: what is that shoved up your ass?
Boy: it’s a potato!
Girl: ...

Potato by GabbyC03 November 2, 2019

Potato 

Potato: a large stone, edible, beige tinted, acne, can be eaten in many ways, irish ☘️, could contain poision- also my god, i praise and bow to the potato, the potato is my hero, my idol, my inspiration, my everything, potato’s will be the last specie to survive climate change- because they are inevitable 👌🏻

Potato-

“ hey girl..”

“ *cough cough * excuse me did you just say - girl- did you just assume my GENDER”

“ I’m so sorry, what do you identify as?”

“ a potato “

Potato by That_artsyweirdo November 6, 2019

Potato 

A person who will fuckin walk in ur house sit on ur couch not even go to the toilet to shit! So basically a millennial.

Boy: Damn potato shit on my wall!

Potato by RepublicanBOI123 November 15, 2019