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porch garggler

You sit out on your porch and have 5 girls sucking and fucking.
Sam(the guy) was sitting on his porch with Samantha Emily Megan Abby and Stephanie were porch gargling Sam porch garggler.
by sammy sosaFAGGOT8290 November 29, 2011
mugGet the porch gargglermug.

Porch Gook

“I want my daughter to marry a Stanford Korean man like Dr. Bradley Kim, not some common porch gook like ‘Cooter’ Park.”
by crjoker December 30, 2024
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Porch Monkey

A monkey whom enjoys residing on a humans porch or patio.
"Damn them porch monkeys are back on my porch, they better not eat my chair!"
by Gaulk and Bawls July 26, 2022
mugGet the Porch Monkeymug.
no lube, no protection, all night all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the church, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, he can top me is a saying that is usually uttered when someone or something is incredibly attractive, hot, or sexy.
no lube, no protection, all night all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the church, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, he can top me. - Twitter User
by TheTellerofTheTellings March 21, 2024
mugGet the no lube, no protection, all night all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the church, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, he can top memug.

Porch Fishing

Noun:

The act of placing a fake package, or "bait box" on a porch or driveway to entice a "porch pirate", aka mail thief, into stealing it. It usually contains something unpleasant such as pet feces or dirty dirty socks. Some people on YouTube have gone more elaborate and built glitter flinging devices or packages connected to shot shell primers to scare the thief. And some just put something in the package to waste the thief's time.
"I used to have a bad case of porch pirates until my neighborhood started porch fishing. After that it cleared right up. Thanks porchfishing.org!"

"Going Porch Fishing? Don't forget to buy some shit at PorchFishing.org'
by @pdxTurdHunter March 23, 2023
mugGet the Porch Fishingmug.

sweep the porch

To brush away lint, crumbs, dandruff, etc. away from the pubic hair of an individual prior to performing oral sex.
She was fine as fuck, but if you gotta sweep the porch to get in, you probably don't wanna go inside anyway.
by pbrdrunk January 10, 2017
mugGet the sweep the porchmug.

Baltimore Front Porch

The act of braiding a girls hair while she give you a blow job.
Dude 1: I got a blow job last night from a baddie! She made me braid her hair while she was doing it though.

Dude 2 : Bro that's a Baltimore Front Porch.

Dude 1: sick!
by Malmal Migo May 3, 2024
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