Porch Pillow(s)

A porch pillow is a white trash person that’s always hanging out on the porch and/or stoop of their house/apartment when you drive by.

(Driving past trailer park) Hey Martha, check out all those porch pillow(s) up to no good. They need to get a job!

by YOUxMUFFEDxUP September 2, 2021

Porch dick

Me slopping my fat cock all over the porch.

"Bro your porch dick keeps slopping everywhere"

by Berily Soup August 2, 2021

porch weed

When you mix indoor weed and outdoor weed in the same bowl or joint.

Grind up some of the indoor stuff in the blue jar for me, I want to mix up some porch weed.

by Sir Chester Smokewell March 24, 2022

Porch Monkey

a nigger

Me: look at that lil porch monkey over there, what a blackie

by quandale dingles cumslut May 9, 2022

Porch platypus

A platypus that lives on your porch.

Dam you have a Porch platypus that's cool

by anonymous November 29, 2025

Porch

During the Covid-19 crisis, to “porch” something is to set it outside on the porch and close the door so another can pick it up (more) safely.

I have vanilla. Come on by. I’ll porch it for you.

by Trikeguy March 29, 2020

Porch Monkey

Another term for Lawn Jockey. A statue of a black stable boy on your front lawn.

Hey Ricky Bobby, nice Porch Monkey you got there. Thank you Jim Bob.

by Fischhead September 14, 2021