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Porch

When something is just really porch, there’s no better way to describe it.
Joey’s juice was so porch that Brady drank it.
by Joeyslefttesticle August 30, 2022
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Porch Monxican

Those porch Monxicans thought they were slick speaking Spanish and laughing when I walked past them, but little did they know I got an A+ in Spanish class so I know they were talking shit about me.
by Kria1990 September 9, 2025
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african porch monkey

a slur used to undermine african-americans. not super common in todays age, but used on social media occasionally.
“hey dude, i was called an african porch monkey on xbox today. what’s that mean?”

“oh, it’s just a slur typically used towards an african-american.”
by itsok2005 February 2, 2022
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Porch swingers

The term in the swinger community to describe couples or people who call themselves “swinger’s “ but actually never participate or engage in anything with the lifestyle..
We met a super awesome couple at the meet and great and really wanted to have fun with them… but unfortunately they are just “porch swingers “ …
by South Shore lifestyle September 19, 2022
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porch couch season

When White Trash spends all summer sitting on there porch couch drinking Cheap Beer, judging there neighbors, and usually leads into domestic violence.
It must be porch couch season Cause Jim & Buella are pissing off the neighborhood again.
by Ernchuck May 30, 2018
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porch lady

Porch lady sits out on her porch, scanning and looking for anything worthy of gossip. A snooping master, she knows all and can rival any cat in a stare down.
That porch lady Ms. Martingale is one nosy bitch, she told my wife I was banging the neighbours daughter.
by Chris Markenson October 24, 2017
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Porch Pillow(s)

A porch pillow is a white trash person that’s always hanging out on the porch and/or stoop of their house/apartment when you drive by.
(Driving past trailer park) Hey Martha, check out all those porch pillow(s) up to no good. They need to get a job!
by YOUxMUFFEDxUP September 2, 2021
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