Brain Pirate

Similar to a Brain Ninja, a Brain Pirate stays in someone's mind much longer, usually pillaging and taking over that person's thoughts. This can be used to describe women that you sometimes can't stop thinking about.

Mike: Dude, I can't stop thinking about Ashley.
Steve: Why? You like her?
Mike: I'm Freakin' in LOVE with her.
Steve: I don't blame you, that Ashley can be a HUGE Brain Pirate sometimes...

by TraptInTheBurg December 17, 2008

story pirate

When some one who your not even talking to come in you and someone else's conversation and starts putting in their two sense.

Jai: Hey Shantelle, how was your date last night with James?

Shantelle: It was soo good, he took me to the CN Tower Restaurant, and the foood was amazinngg!

Story Pirate: I know ive been there before, the food is to die for!

(Jai+Shantelle)(Why is she in our conversation?)

by Juiiicy. December 14, 2009

Pickled Pirate

A boating enthusiast (or wannabe) that shares a love of drinking and of the tropics. Often smiling and slurring, with flip-flops and a tan!

Capt. Ron is a pickled pirate!

by Midlife Cruising January 5, 2011

Shaggy Pirate Eye

A euphemism for the vagina.

Holy crap, I really did not need to see her shaggy pirate eye!

by sirmackieman September 2, 2010

Shadow Pirate Ninjitsu

The ultimate and unheard of combat style that combines the power, skill and drunkenness of the pirates with the silent, deadly assassination skills of the ninja.

''have you heard of Shadow Pirate Ninjitsu?'' ''No, no one has, but it sounds awesome!''- Conversation overheard before both where quickly silenced.

by skyhunter70 December 17, 2011

Canal Pirate

A naval man born for the seas who likes nothing more than to moor his vessel in another mans port.

"Saw Craig and john walk down the alleyway together"
"Yeah they're a pair of canal pirates Jim lad"

by Poor baby P March 5, 2017

Butt Pirate

A male who enjoys male companionship over a females.
One who hoards the booty by burying their sword into their enemy's anus or some other orifice recognized as an "exit only".

Silly Willy was an angry butt pirate when he couldn't plunder the booty.

by BouncyTimeFun April 19, 2017