Crusty Pilot

The Crusty Pilot must not be taken lightly. This is when the pilot (usually in his 50’s) gets out of the cockpit mid flight to perform an orgy with everybody on the flight. Not compensating with the pilot’s needs can be dangerous, as his crusty cock can outrun any passenger.

Friend 1: How was your flight?
Friend 2: Holy shit it was amazing, I got hit with the ole Crusty Pilot.
Friend 1: You lucky son of a bitch.

by base bonwell May 11, 2018

heli pilot

You have a Heli Pilot! This powerful attack copter has multiple patrol options. Choose between Follow Touch, Lock'n'Place and Patrol, where it will attack between two set points.

Hey, dude. I got a Heli Pilot on Monkey City! Cool, right?

by llamafan67 May 14, 2020

Safety Pilot

In aviation, the person (a certified pilot with valid medical and flight review) who rides shotgun in the plane looking for traffic while the primary pilot is under the hood, primarily to reduce the cost of accruing simulated instrument time or maintaining instrument currency. Even though a safety pilot can log time just looking for traffic and not flying the plane, etiquette dictates that a safety pilot get the opportunity to switch roles occasionally, get a free $100 hamburger at the local eatery on or near the airport, or some other legal quid pro quo outcome.

Dude, would you consider being my safety pilot? I need to get some more hood time.

by JoinTheLocalizer February 26, 2020

virtual pilot

A posh term for a gamer who plays video games that at least roughly fall into the flight simulation category. These games include X-Plane, Il-2 Sturmovik, Rise of Flight, Aces High 2, DCS: A-10C Warthog, Battlefield 4 and War Thunder. Virtual pilots who mostly play war oriented games often join a clan (labeled in the scene as "squad", "jagdgeschwader" etc) and subscribe to some form of fascist or spartan ideology.

Jack: I finally managed to take off and land without crashing. I'm a virtual pilot now!

by Nimitz November 24, 2013

pilot

nickname for a driver who is good at sending his car sideways, often at meets close to people, but doesn’t hit anyone due to there impressive control of there car.

“that e36 is sending it”
“he’s got good angle, class pilot”

by hoon23 April 9, 2023

Lazy Pilot

Someone who makes a lot of money for very little work.

Michael makes a lot of money, but works like one day a week. He's just a lazy pilot.

by TruthTeller!!! May 25, 2018

crappy pilot

Someone who is very similar to Tristern Mccan

He's so silly, he's such a crappy pilot.

by ShinryBart April 3, 2024