chicken picken

searching for narcotic residue on floor on hands and knees.

The bitch was chicken picken on the floor for crack all night.

by lapipaprincess February 17, 2009

Disabled picker

1. A person (really able-minded) who makes fun of the physical disabled especially the mentally disabled which is even more worse than people with physical disabilities

a disabled picker ain't really got no reason of making fun of the mentally disabled, they don't even know why they did it. karma will come get them one day.

by ceelowill August 21, 2010

Packed Lunch

When your mum shits in your lunchbox and sends you off to school

"Ooh I wonder what mummy's made me today... AAAARRRGHHHH A FUCKING STEAMING PACKED LUNCH"

by velvetcondor December 17, 2015

Porn Picker

Porn Picker:
A person who picks very authentic looking porn videos. With great taste.

Alex: Hey bro, what the hell do you even do for a living?

Andrew: Oh I'm a Porn picker.

Alex: what the fuck is that?

Andrew: Oh I pick the best porn for me and your mom to watch.

by Mr.Stone May 16, 2011

pickel

A rundown in baseball.

Don't get in a pickel.

by TVinney June 7, 2005

pickled strawberry

the sexual act of dropping the male scrotom into the females anal cavity repeatedly (no more than three times) then applying the scrotom to the females face.the pickled strawberry usually involves elderly citizens who have nothing better to do than get a pair of nards dropped on their foreheads.

''man i was doing it with tj's grandma yesterday and i totally dropped a pickled strawberry on that ho''

by tj's granny's man May 29, 2009

American Picker

someone always messing with their junk.

gosh, Ted is always digging at his junk. What an American Picker.

by racercorky October 2, 2010