One-percenter

The percentile road traffic of entitled, middle-class, able-bodied narcissistic cyclists who manage to corrupt entire political systems.

Is that a cyclomaniac? No! It's a one-percenter, just another prick cycling around claiming the represents the masses when he was born with a silver spoon in every orifice and still claims to be unrepresented.

by witshang February 10, 2022

Extra Cigarette Perception

When two people decide they want a cigarette at the same time.

How did you know I wanted a cigarette too? You must have Extra Cigarette Perception!

by WBB115PSU October 15, 2010

pop a perc and catch a feel

take an edible and do something silly.
also a reference to a line in motorsport by migos.

omw to pop a perc and catch a feel.

by vye brater July 8, 2023

Perch

Dick

Oh my god, your such a perch

by Ryan Farnsworth January 23, 2009

Perched

So thirsty.

If only Jakie would get the fuck out of here so I could leave for the grocery store and get some mother fucking juice because oh lawdy I am perched.

by Dock13 April 23, 2015

Perche

Perche is a polish word using to describe a guy who is so predictable, dumb and naive. Perche guy is able to buy (for example) game - command and conquer 3 for 2x higher price than normaly it costs.
"Perche" word is similar word to "loser" or sometimes "moron".

you are naive like a perche.
you are dumb just like perche.

by fps_exile February 28, 2008

Perc 30

Means your going crazy

Omg Cameron is off a perc 30

by Cam daddy December 2, 2020