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Indian Pencil Sharpener

The act of taking both hands and placing them on the shafts of a man's genitalia and proceeding to twist in opposite directions much like an "Indian Burn" to one's arm.
Craig: Hey, Rick! You want a good ol' friendly Indian Pencil Sharpener?
Rick: Nah, bro. I'm still sore from last week.

Durty Pencil

When you ejaculate on a pencil and the stick it in a girls mouth so far that she can't breathe and then she dies.
I gave her a Durty Pencil last night
Durty Pencil by Blackbanana*69 December 5, 2016

lil pencil 

lil pencil by Wee Wii November 21, 2019

Darth Maul pencil 

When you make so many mistakes that your pencil eraser has diminished, therefore making that side of the pencil useless. UNLESS you break off the metal and proceed to sharpen the once eraser side of the pencil, making it into a double leaded, or Darth Maul pencil. Refers to Star wars episode 1 when Darth Maul is shown with a double headed penis-- i mean lightsaber.
Damn, my eraser's gone, might as well make this a Darth Maul pencil.
Darth Maul pencil by GuamToKeyWest February 12, 2015

Pink pencil

A young man’s penis (used to not weird out your mom when you’re talking to friends about dumbass memes while your sitting at the dinner table eating and watching Shrek 2)
“Did you hear about the girl dating Ethan Jones?”

“No, what happened?”
“They hugged and her pink pencil broke through her pants and went up his leg!”
Pink pencil by EJ The DJ February 27, 2019

cemetery pencil 

A word choice on the games "taboo" and "pictionary". No known definition, even the googler doesn't know what it means. A person asked what it meant on Yahoo! Answers and there were no responses. It is actually black magic.
"Hey! What's a cemetery pencil?"
"Look it up on the googler!"
-No results found-

"wow, must be BLACK MAGIC!"
cemetery pencil by keylimepie September 4, 2013