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molecular pedophile

A pedophile that is at least 1 foot shorter than their usual targets
A: Hey~
B: oh, hello short ahh molecular pedophile
by Notta Person 2763 February 1, 2025
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Pedophile

' Can't believe that guy was a twitter artist... '

' Don't you mean Pedophile? '

' Yeah, same thing. '
by alphalul1 September 1, 2020
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Pedophile

The walking down a street...
Kids: Run Nigga the pedophile is back
by Satan6662828266 August 21, 2020
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Pedophile

According to Twitter, a pedophile is someone who loves fictional characters, regardless of whether the character is an adult or not. For example, if you like Rebecca from Cyberpunk, you are considered a pedophile according to Twitter because the creator confirmed her as a loli, despite her having no childlike appearance apart from being short.
Friend 1: I like Ilulu, but @totalnotahypocrite says I'm a pedophile. However, I'm not attracted to children; I just like her as a character—she's my favorite.

Friend 2: Nah, don’t worry about them. They were caught with furry smut and are trying to be part of some group cult that is bored and has nothing to do but complain about lolis and fictional characters.
by Animelolitaweeb April 26, 2024
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yadial likes little kids therefore he is a big black nigger african pedophile
the stupid nigger yadial likes little 8 year old girls. He is a pedophile
by 8 year old lover December 16, 2024
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Schrödinger’s Pedophile

When you’re in a chat room where everyone is 18, yet they are all likely teens. Everyone is therefore a pedophile and not a pedophile until you measure the age of the participants.
This entire aol chat room is nothing but a Schrödinger’s Pedophile experiment.
by Girthmiester March 1, 2025
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DOMINANT PEDOPHILE ECLIPSE

It is any designated individual in that CLASS that are pointed to.

It is a bizarre human phenomena.

Used in higher court cases.
Again ANAL ALAN mentioned the problem with PALO ALTO SECURITY TRAUMA to someone at STACKS and the other day a DOMINANT PEDOPHILE ECLIPSE happened where the SANDWICH.PEDOPHILE.DARK PUSSY as the SANDWICH BUG was burgularized in PALO ALTO.

When the little boy , little girl , or baby are picked up as can be with instincts and social learning be realized they are in a DOMINANT PEDOPHILE ECLIPSE when a PEDOPHILE is near by.

Look this MANDALAY BAY CASE, MGM RESORTS and RESORTS WORLD is now looking at the DOMNIANT PEDOPHILE ECLIPSE
by SHIT ASSH0LE ANAL ALAN April 10, 2022
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