Pecker Blind

To be "Pecker Blind" is to be completely oblivious as to how truly horrible someone is because you want to have sex with them.

Pecker Blindness can be seen in simps that are found in most corners of the internet, but especially in the replies of overly filtered mean girls on Twitter

Richard can't see how much of a bitch Linda is being to everyone; He's gone Pecker Blind

by CassieWin November 12, 2023

pecker pirate

one that steals peckers. literally or figuratively.

pecker pirate meaning could be stolen by a pissed off woman for example literally or figuratively.

by red_baron1986 July 19, 2015

pecker smooch

Someone who gets pissed at a smart ass

And kisses the cock and squeeze it with a wrench

One day anthony was being a smart ass bitch so Jane kissed his pecker and squeezed it with a wrench pecker smooch

by Masterpapav95 August 03, 2017

pecker checker

A pecker checker was the term used referring to the Navy corpsman on the ship.

I gotta go see the pecker checker.

by Slim987 November 15, 2019

Pecker Checker

The proctor that has to watch to make sure you don't cheat on a drug test.

They found birth control medicine in Bobby's piss so now he has to get retested at the Pecker Checker

by Pseudonym jomes November 19, 2021

peanut pecker

Small Penis like the size of a peanut

WOW ALEX WATERS HAS A PEANUT PECKER

by IDK12345667788 November 09, 2017

Pecker Decker

Comes from a boy named trace with a giant wiener

That man probably had a Pecker Decker

by Laney boy January 14, 2019