When someone takes a big shit whilst at work, Therefore they are on paid time and getting paid to poop.
by Sambophile November 6, 2015
Get the Payed Poo mug.That one mate who tries to blag you to go for one drink and totally destroy your life in the process
Come on brad let's go for a pint! I'm going out for a meal with the mrs later so can't have more than one!
Bowling in pissed out your head at 4am "I've just got peved"
Bowling in pissed out your head at 4am "I've just got peved"
by Somelad August 31, 2017
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by Wingnut1000 September 2, 2020
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Get the paeden mug.Someone who is scared of, or dislikes paedophiles. Usually used when someone is aggressive/hateful towards paedos.
by Jemetailia May 11, 2022
Get the paedophiobe mug.A person who is inordinately obsessed with the genitalia of vulnerable children, who damages their lives, causes them irreparable harm and whilst not actually a paedophile, to all intents and purposes is destructive in similar ways.
Because Kirralie frequently talks about the penises and vaginas of transgender children, and demonises these vulnerable kids, she is a meta-paedophile.
by mikey_bear August 11, 2023
Get the meta-paedophile mug.A friend you make online who is significantly older than you. Generally an older male trying to get it off with a teenage girl.
Sally: Hey Miss I was talking to my paedofriend last night on MSN and he wants sex with me!
Miss: That is disgusting Sally. He is too old and didn't you say he was married?
Miss: That is disgusting Sally. He is too old and didn't you say he was married?
by heinouswench March 12, 2008
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