personal reasons

The official reason given when you are sacked for shagging a prostitute in the office.

Dave has left for personal reasons

by SecretSquirrel69 November 15, 2022

Person ∞

Person ∞ is the person who controls everything in UrbanDictionary, the creator of UrbanDictionary, and is never shown.

Person 1: hey-
Person 2: I'M TRYNA RESIST PERSON-
Person ∞: Never, person 2.

by TheUrbanCrafter July 21, 2023

laughy person

someone who laughs alot, and is alway in a good mood, kinda smart and kinda cute

Meg is a weally weally laughy person...so im told.

by lets get throwed/hang out June 11, 2009

Jack Pearson

Ever seen the show This Is Us?

"It's a term I made up for when you sweep someone off their feet." - Rebecca (Mandy Moore)

Picture this *you're about to go on the most remarkable date* -nothing will top it..ever.
"What's all this?" said Jack amazed

Rebecca said "I'm Jack Pearsoning you!" with much excitement.

by grage December 29, 2017

Zora Person

One of the sweetest gurls u could ever meet. She is the best human being alive on this planet. She may have anger like no other, but that's because she has a heart of gold. She will never leave your side. She will love you and trust you til the end. She understands and defies the definition of love. And you know what? I'm very happy to say that I never want to lose her again. She is perfect and beautiful. I love her.

Hey man! Do you know who I love?
Who?
Zora Person?

by Desmond C Thompson June 13, 2018

Successful person

Someone who's successful in life. He/she has survived school and university. Has no debt. Is very intelligent. Has a stable marriage. And has truly beaten everyone else

Out of all 3000 of my schoolmates. Trajan out of all people is the successful person.

by Trajan Anntonius May 27, 2019

jeep personality

When someone bases their entire lifestyle around their Jeep. They have become engrossed in "Jeep Culture" and will spend all their time and money on their Jeep. These people are often obsessed with their Jeeps, even to the point where they will ignore previous hobbies or friendships in favor of other "Jeepers". Studies with EEG have confirmed how the brain of a Jeeper reacts when talking about Jeeps. Similarly to Cocaine, there is a rush of endorphins that temporarily inhibit the Jeeper's thought processes. If you worry someone you know is developing a Jeep personality, please call 1-800-273-8255 because you'll want to kill yourself once they start talking about their Jeep.

"Sean sure has developed quiet a jeep personality. He screamed 'Wrangler' when he climaxed last night."

by Rolln July 4, 2019