Why is there a dead pakistani on my couch is an expression used when you are trying to escape an awkward conversation by casually walking away in concern.
"Hey Jimmy how was your summer?" Question aunt Lara
"Why is there a dead pakistani on my couch" Jimmy answered as he slowly walked out of the dining room.
"Why is there a dead pakistani on my couch" Jimmy answered as he slowly walked out of the dining room.
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1. An extremely offensive slur used predominantly to Pakistanis or those of Pakistani descent. Started off as a slur in the 1960's against South asians as a whole, but now used mostly against Pakistanis, even by other South asians themselves.
2. Pakistanis can only reclaim this slur and predominantly use it as slang or jokes. Not to be said by any other South asian eg indians or bengalis. Ask any Pakistani and they will tell you it's for Pakistanis only
3. It is a slur and it is offensive, and no its not like "brit" because brit was never used as a slur and never will. No other South asians cannot use it as they've literally used it against us, and the rule applies to this as it does to Chinese people only being allowed to reclaim the c slur.
No the shop down the road that is run by a Pakistani man isn't the "paki- shop" and calling it that is racist.
2. Pakistanis can only reclaim this slur and predominantly use it as slang or jokes. Not to be said by any other South asian eg indians or bengalis. Ask any Pakistani and they will tell you it's for Pakistanis only
3. It is a slur and it is offensive, and no its not like "brit" because brit was never used as a slur and never will. No other South asians cannot use it as they've literally used it against us, and the rule applies to this as it does to Chinese people only being allowed to reclaim the c slur.
No the shop down the road that is run by a Pakistani man isn't the "paki- shop" and calling it that is racist.
How it's been said to me:
"Fuck off you paki filth"
"Dirty paki"
"Built like a paki"
"Pakis are dirt they will never be like indians"
Other uses:
Pakistani friends: "penny for a paki?"
" hahahaha"
"wassupp pakiii"
"ayyy"
"Fuck off you paki filth"
"Dirty paki"
"Built like a paki"
"Pakis are dirt they will never be like indians"
Other uses:
Pakistani friends: "penny for a paki?"
" hahahaha"
"wassupp pakiii"
"ayyy"
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Me: God damm this stupid ass car! Where's the nearest Paki
Gas Station Owner: Down there
Me: Thanks, their brand of Paki Science might help out
Gas Station Owner: Down there
Me: Thanks, their brand of Paki Science might help out
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Gangster + Pakistani = Pakster
They are the type of asian's that walk around the streets abusing women with inappropriate comments, walking like Mickey Maguire off Shamless and blasting out the 4x4 on their nokia 3210's. If started on, they would run back to their Pakster posse and they would confront you in a big group because they are too skinny and runty to do it themselves..
Gangster + Pakistani = Pakster
They are the type of asian's that walk around the streets abusing women with inappropriate comments, walking like Mickey Maguire off Shamless and blasting out the 4x4 on their nokia 3210's. If started on, they would run back to their Pakster posse and they would confront you in a big group because they are too skinny and runty to do it themselves..
by C Elouise May 16, 2010
Get the Pakster mug.Females who think they can walk all over their children. Types of people who only care about how their kids compare to other asian kids especially about grades. Take their kids for granted and wonder why their kids hate them when they grow up and think they can say anything bad about them even when they become adults. These types of mothers are usually dangerous to their children as they spend no time with them except when they are angry, further alienating their children from them. Which explains why they know nothing about their children.
You know my mum never talks to me about anything other than grades, just like all pakistani mothers.
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