1.) a person who distance kicks young canines for sport 2.) an asshole who enjoys inflicting harm on others, particularly defenseless victims
1.) I told my son to stop being a puppy punter, lest he turns serial killer. 2.) My soon-to-be ex's lawyer is a real puppy punter - he's trying to make me pay child support on the kid and I ain't even the daddy.
by Scrappy4 June 5, 2017
Get the puppy puntermug. The homosexual act in which the "master" places a leash on their partner. The master then applies peanut butter to his genitals, and forces his "puppy" to lick up the peanut butter like a dog until the master ejaculates on his partner's face; giving his skin a glossy, satin-like appearance.
by ballsmclong December 8, 2016
Get the satin puppymug. by Big puck puck February 27, 2020
Get the Puppy poundermug. In the act of sexual intercourse with the anus, or sodomy, the partner ejaculates into the anus and the receiving partner saves the semen in their anus until their next bowel movement. Effectively making a slush puppy in the toilet.
by GJ_Jerry_G August 3, 2023
Get the Slush Puppymug. A group of people, or a single person, that acts as though they are extremely tough, and have control over everyone, but really, are just wimps. They usually occur in groups, and use each other to make themselves seem tough. Usually, all it takes is to show that your ready to fight back to scare them off if they are troubling you.
guy 1: Dude those guys were pushing me around before, saying that they were gonna beat me up if I didn't do as they told me to
guy 2: Don't worry man, those guys are puppy mafia. They aren't gonna do shit to you if you stand up for yourself.
guy 2: Don't worry man, those guys are puppy mafia. They aren't gonna do shit to you if you stand up for yourself.
by static nightmare November 17, 2011
Get the Puppy Mafiamug. by marvelgirl August 5, 2008
Get the Puppy Kingmug. by ChildOfGod666 October 2, 2017
Get the puppy fartsmug.