prayer closet

a euphemism for an S&M dungeon

"It's been a tough week at the senate committee hearing. Can't wait to get some me time in my prayer closet."

by mcgruffallo March 27, 2019

prayer boner

when you worship the lord so hard you get a half chub or a full boner

yesterday at church i was praying so hard i got a prayer boner

by zefin April 30, 2019

prayer-chain

What people who don't truly believe that God always answers reasonable prayers engage in as a way of hopefully "crowd-pressuring" Him into granting their wishes.

I'm not a "man or God" or even particularly a believer, but I have still never been comfortable with the idea of prayer-chains, since the idea behind it seems kind of "opposite" to the "God always answers your prayers if you only believe" crap that so -called Christians are always spouting off about --- I know that if I were God, I would resent people's engaging in prayer-chains, since it would imply that I wasn't kind, generous, or merciful enough to fulfill prayers if they were spoken merely by the person needing the help, but instead needed to feel pressured by pleading multitudes of "loyal to the faith" humans before I would make any effort on behalf of the person whom they were all praying to me about.

by QuacksO June 7, 2019

prayer and worship night

A time where brothers and sisters in Christ come together and pray, confess, worship, and fellowship in a nocturnal setting.

Amos "Hey Jenny you coming to the prayer and worship night?"
Jenny "no I have homework"
Amos "But what about Jesus!?"
Jenny "haha ok I'll sherk my responibilities and come!"

by my doctor's wife October 3, 2019

prayphish

A holy fish that possesses incredible holy pp

Person 1 :hey dude I had sex with your sister
Person 2 :prayphish

by Harrison420 January 25, 2020

Praying Day

In 20th december, there will be Fur-Day that you must do something for your furry friends. It will be end of us. There is no escape. In 19th december, we will pray for the god and our Family members. It doesn't matter which religion do you believe. God Bless You.

In Praying Day, Islam example: In the name of God, the Lord of Mercy, the Giver of Mercy! Christianity example: In the beginning God created the heavens and the earth.

by BAOSIC PRODUCTIONS December 16, 2020

Prayleigh

Someone who’s different than the rest weird but in a cute way, an attractive person who is sweet but won’t show it. Prayleigh is just the best case closed.

1.Yo dude I would kill to have a Prayleigh.

by Upio December 18, 2020