Porch Potato

A Mexican who sits on his porch and smokes weed.

Look at that porch potato smoking weed.

by BobsSaget November 12, 2022

penis porch

When your big stomach covers your penis like a porch

Dang bro, you’ve gotten fat. Can you even see your dick under penis porch?

by RRRamsey is the shit April 29, 2022

Porch Monkey

a nigger

Me: look at that lil porch monkey over there, what a blackie

by quandale dingles cumslut May 9, 2022

Porch monkey

Romeo

Romeo is a porch monkey

by Yessir29 May 12, 2022

Porch swingers

The term in the swinger community to describe couples or people who call themselves “swinger’s “ but actually never participate or engage in anything with the lifestyle..

We met a super awesome couple at the meet and great and really wanted to have fun with them… but unfortunately they are just “porch swingers “ …

by South Shore lifestyle September 19, 2022

Porch-Monkey

A racial slur used against black people.

"Look at this Porch-Monkey"

by HarrietTubman'sduaghta May 17, 2022

Porch

The “porch” is the hair in the front of a persons head. The kitchen is in the back.

That girls porch and kitchen are nappy as hell.

by Word2Mommy March 19, 2022