meat platter

a picture or video of 1 or more hot and scantily clad person(s) on the internet. Usually a chick or female, but can also be a male or a hot lady with a penis.

1. Damn! that chick on that world star hip hop dancing to Big Sean A$$ song is a meat platter.

2. OMG Kyle! You can't have that meat platter all up on your monitor at work!

by tipthecosmic October 7, 2012

stanky patty

When your banging a chic and all the sudden you smell a smell that seems foreign to you (not a normal woman's scent, smells like an old pastrami sandwich) and you say "Damn that's a stanky patty!

I was with this rando i took home from the bar and once we started banging, I smelled something I've never smelt before, so I screemed out "I got stuck with a stanky patty!"

by Michael Fountainhead July 21, 2017

Krabby Patty Formula

From SpongeBob SquarePants the Krabby Patty Formula is Cocaine which is why all of fish of Bikini Bottom are hooked on Krabby Patties

Plankton: I'll get that Krabby Patty Formula one day Krabs!

by Nobodycaresaboutmyname1543 August 2, 2019

flatter patty

When the diameter of one’s penis supersedes the length, by at least one inch.

My boyfriend and I were about to have sex, then I saw he had a flatter patty.

by Mike Scott, regional manager September 21, 2019

platypus eater

1.)A man who enjoys giving oral more than receiving.
2.)A man who eats platypi in his spare time.

1.)"Don't go near him hun, that man's a serious platypus eater. I don't want to think of all the places that tongue has been"
2.)"Quick! Hide your platypi! Mike the platypus eater is about!"

by Rory McMoose May 3, 2005

Patty

Dickhead or annoying person.

You're a patty

by lolyololmao June 21, 2020

whore patty

an annoying girl who's fat and loves to eat.

Damn that girl is a whore patty. She does not stop.

by Gio damato March 19, 2017