A barn owl is a lazy farm worker, who instead of doing the job s/he agreed to be paid to do, is likely to be found sleeping in the barn.
I'm tired of hiring teenagers to help work this farm with me only to find out they want to be highly paid barn owls!
by Lacemaker427 September 7, 2018
Get the barn owlmug. "Superb Owl Is the spelling used by sports bars and restaurants to advertise for the Super Bowl without fear of being sued by NFL,
I was gonna advertise for the Superbowl but after the threat of a lawsuit, I'm gonna write 2 for 1 during the Superb Owl.
by Captain PC February 8, 2021
Get the Superb Owlmug. by johnny_jizzle January 19, 2018
Get the owl watchingmug. When you do stay up way too late and do Duolingo lessons. This can refer to you doing too many lessons and staying up late as a consequence or doing lessons only moments before midnight.
Person A: Why is Jenny on her phone at the party?
Person B: It's almost midnight abd she doesn't wanna lose her streak. She's burning the midnight owl.
Person C: Why are you still awake at 3 am?
Person D: I got hung up on my Doulingo lessons. You know, burning that midnight owl.
Person B: It's almost midnight abd she doesn't wanna lose her streak. She's burning the midnight owl.
Person C: Why are you still awake at 3 am?
Person D: I got hung up on my Doulingo lessons. You know, burning that midnight owl.
by Momma Sunshine April 18, 2024
Get the Burning the midnight owlmug. by Hasz8 February 11, 2022
Get the Owlingmug. Old White Lady.
A 50+ conservative woman on social media, essentially a Karen and Boomer combined, who harasses minorities online yet plays the victim card when challenged and yells at anyone with a hidden account as being a Russian spy. Despite being extremely conservative, they will often lie they are liberal.
A 50+ conservative woman on social media, essentially a Karen and Boomer combined, who harasses minorities online yet plays the victim card when challenged and yells at anyone with a hidden account as being a Russian spy. Despite being extremely conservative, they will often lie they are liberal.
Mexican: I was posting on Facebook that US policies are detrimental to Mexico and some psycho was yelling at me that I must be a Russian because she couldn't stalk my profile and how all accounts with Mexican names are fake.
African American: Oh she must be an OWL, aka an Old White Lady. They're the same type of racists who say they can make racist comments against African American men because they're women.
African American: Oh she must be an OWL, aka an Old White Lady. They're the same type of racists who say they can make racist comments against African American men because they're women.
by NadoCaracara April 26, 2023
Get the OWLmug. *After the Manatee Effect or the Mermaid Theory*
WILL HELP YOU GET ANYONE
There are 9 rules:
Rule 1 - DO NOT tell anyone who you like, except for your best friend, or someone you can really trust with a secret.
Rule 2 - DO NOT bring up your past. Don't say stuff like you got depressed after you got rejected, and DO NOT give the reason about why you got rejected.
Rule 3 - You absolutely DO NOT want to get friend-zoned, but don't be afraid to friend-zone her or him. You shouldn't be a total nice-guy, but do not go out of control and star acting rude and cocky.
Rule 4 - If she/he goes on any means of public transportation that you also use, DO NOT sit beside her or him for at least a week or until you are comfortable enough. It will get super awkward, super fast.
Rule 5 - You gotta be relaxed and chill. You can't be tensed or nervous. If you are nervous, you tend to not be able to say something, so in other words, you choke. MAN UP.
Rule 6 - Talk with each other. Find something you both have in common and make that into a conversation.
Rule 7 - If you are really desperate, go on Wiki How and find conversation starters.
Rule 8 - If you are not confident enough and need help, find someone who you can trust, someone who will not develop feelings towards your crush, and ask them to be your third wheel.
Rule 9 - This ties in with the "Bro Code" DO NOT fall for one of your friends exes. Don't compete with any of your friends unless you have a way better chance than they do.
WILL HELP YOU GET ANYONE
There are 9 rules:
Rule 1 - DO NOT tell anyone who you like, except for your best friend, or someone you can really trust with a secret.
Rule 2 - DO NOT bring up your past. Don't say stuff like you got depressed after you got rejected, and DO NOT give the reason about why you got rejected.
Rule 3 - You absolutely DO NOT want to get friend-zoned, but don't be afraid to friend-zone her or him. You shouldn't be a total nice-guy, but do not go out of control and star acting rude and cocky.
Rule 4 - If she/he goes on any means of public transportation that you also use, DO NOT sit beside her or him for at least a week or until you are comfortable enough. It will get super awkward, super fast.
Rule 5 - You gotta be relaxed and chill. You can't be tensed or nervous. If you are nervous, you tend to not be able to say something, so in other words, you choke. MAN UP.
Rule 6 - Talk with each other. Find something you both have in common and make that into a conversation.
Rule 7 - If you are really desperate, go on Wiki How and find conversation starters.
Rule 8 - If you are not confident enough and need help, find someone who you can trust, someone who will not develop feelings towards your crush, and ask them to be your third wheel.
Rule 9 - This ties in with the "Bro Code" DO NOT fall for one of your friends exes. Don't compete with any of your friends unless you have a way better chance than they do.
by MKO LIVE August 9, 2016
Get the The Owl Theorymug.