Phone Sniper

Someone who constantly watches their phone, waiting for a text or social media update to pop up in which they'll like and/or comment within seconds. The only time a Phone Sniper doesn't text back immediately is when he/she doesn't want to.

Dude: Hey

(Seconds later)

Phone Sniper: Hey

Dude: That was fast, you phone sniping me?

by Alex Halstead March 18, 2017

Dog Phone

A cheap, seperate, untraceable cell-phone kept secret from the wife/girlfriend so that booty call's and sexts cannot be intercepted.

Guy 1 and guy 2 in bar.

Guy 1: *Ring ring* "One sec, I gotta take this."

Guy 2: "That a new phone?"

Guy 1: "Yeah, dog phone."

Guy 2: "Nice.... nice."

by Lunchbox 99 March 6, 2012

Phone addict

When you are crazy about your phone, and you can only stare at the screen that will take your eyesight away from you. You will then block out every thing in your life that has a meaning. And you will then die a virgin.

God dammit Jesse stop looking at your phone, I swear you are a phone addict.

by Dictation Dictator January 27, 2021

phone hovering

The act of hanging around the home telephone, not doing much more than waiting for a "call-back" as promissed by the recorded message you left; the computer generated "we will call you back with-in XX minutes; or even if you happen to get a "live person", who states "I'll get right back to you"! Hovering or remaining near the phone so as not to miss a call, which in most cases, NEVER HAPPENS! Usually from a GOVERNMENT AGENCY, but not limited to that. A cordless phone would be a "Hoverphone"

I spent my whole day "PHONE HOVERING" to find out if my Health Coverage is in effect.

by CWFF January 16, 2014

phone vagina

what your ear becomes when constantly abused by customers over the phone

my phone vagina is nice and wet after speaking to that customer. the operators for that complaints department have the biggest phone vaginas

by Chubbs the Enforcer May 23, 2018

dill phone

phone set on vibrate shoved into vagina or placed on scrodem and called repdivly to arouse the user

dude did u hear bout adam he was dill phone in mr.rosas class

by shane states April 24, 2009

Bike Phone

A second phone that somebody carries, usually for work, or to spread out battery usage from intensive media consumption, like 2x speed podcasts, or gaming, like Pokémon Go, Fortnite.

“I don’t have to worry about running out of battery, because I text with one phone and game on my bike phone.”

by arrowsispointy August 5, 2019