net-tan

The particular hue that a person’s face assumes when constantly lit by an iPad, mobile phone, computer or tablet.

Look at (insert name here) she/he has a lovely glowing net-tan. He/she really should get out more.

by pbdrivers December 28, 2017

Nigger-net

Frustratingly slow internet.

Oh my Twitter is slow, I've got nigger-net.

by GrandmaRapistGroyper April 2, 2025

run to the net

go out to tell people everything bad detail in a relationship after breaking up

omg don’t run to the net about our business

by kaylaavalueherself March 5, 2024

net biter

someone who bites swag on the internet

"did u see axxturels insta? i wanna dress like him!"
"ur a net biter dude.."

by gang money September 5, 2023

Nugget Net

Another name for Underwear or panties.

I ate some mexican food and I think it was bad, because I just farted and destroyed my nugget net.

by phid November 17, 2014

PIDLE Net

piddles.net on drugs

Ok thats correct fuck, POST It on PIDLE Net server and sendo me a screenshot of the chat

by loopster5 December 23, 2024

Orange Netting

A disappointment after some buildup, or the realization that something really cool at first is actually lame after a short while. Something that everyone thought was going to be fire but was just kinda mid

Yeah man the first couple of episodes were awesome but they ran out of ideas and now it's just orange Netting.

by Sir Isaac Hunt January 1, 2024