Kieron Skates

A guy who jokes about being Irish, due to a distant relative and a high alcohol tolerance. He is also a bitch.

Person 1: Yo, have you seen Kieron Skates' Discord pfp?

Person 2: Yh, he put a guy's face on a cheese string, cos he's a bitch.

by DefoNotAiden December 26, 2021

Skates

A slang word or code word used to refer to a scale when talking about drugs

Man I got home last night and put that on my skates and it was 5g short

by Wesknight December 27, 2024

ice skating rink for flies

common phrase used to describe a bald head.

Bob's bald head is not a solar panel for a sex machine, it's more like an ice skating rink for flies.

by WVGrizMan69 December 19, 2016

Skate bird

A masterpiece of a game and should be treated like it

SKATE BIRD IS THE BEST GAME EVER I LITERALLY SPENT MY ENTIRE YEAR PLAYING THIS MASTERPIECE

by Skatebirder April 17, 2022

skate rocks

this means fuck off ( F-off ) plain and simple

this originates from skateboarding world,
it is similar in origin to suck lemons,
you can 'suck lemons' or go suck lemons or you should suck lemons
are all replacable with F-you or F-off or skate rocks
meaning, skateboarding in rocks or gravel is NOT fun,
so,, you can skate rocks, would be a usage from its origin, but now, it is like most F-off/F-you phrases and can stand alone, and not be so grammatically correct
such as, 'people that are cruel, skate rocks and leave me alone;

If you dont like what I say then skate rocks.

by smilesnkisses February 4, 2010

skate poser

a kid who goes to the skatepark with a skateboard often a kryptonics Walmart board or a penny board regular activity’s are texting calling their mom or taking selfies they can’t even go down the smallest bank at the park

ha look at that skate poser

by chickenpie747 June 17, 2019

Open skate song

90’s song played at the ice rink during open skate.

Who sings “everything you want?” Not sure but that’s an open skate song right?

by Brobin101 December 4, 2018