your go-to roller skating partner. you skate together majority of the time as you enjoy each other’s company.
by Naënaė July 28, 2024

Speedy garage punk with nervous yet friendly voice (nothing like angry punks), a simplistic and very tight rhythm, a cathartic sound, almost chopped, anti-corporation lyrics, a mid-fi production (not too lo-fi) and bouncy melodies with a vehement tendency.
Oh man, the new Aborted Tortoise is such a good post-skate album.
Oh man, post-skaters are so much better than punks.
Oh man, post-skaters are so much better than punks.
by stillinrock March 25, 2020

When A more experienced roller skater deliberately engages with or takes advantage of newer skaters with the intention of having sexual relations with them.
Typically done before the newer skater is aware of the culture or the reputation of the more experienced individual.
Typically done before the newer skater is aware of the culture or the reputation of the more experienced individual.
“He’s giving her lessons again and she just started skating a week ago. Y’all know he’s a skate shark right?”
by Sk8MasterOG April 30, 2025

You SUCK BALLS AT SKATE 3
by yeetrhewios;l ,r September 24, 2020

Type of punk music inspired by The Homosexuals and Protex which is kind of nervous, cathartic and fairly minimalist. Post-skate bands have the attitude without the object, they have the punk without being skate-punk, they have a vintage style without the vans.
Dude, did you listen to these new post-skate bands? Thigh Master, Dumb, Aborted Tortoise and The Shifters are so rad!
by stillinrock July 8, 2018
