stop looking at my ass

a phrase commonly used by 'sexi-cam' 'olter

'stop looking at my ass liz!'

by Xavious? March 7, 2004

pack sand up my ass

When one tells a story or states opinions with a series of lies that they are trying to pass off as truth.

At her speech last night, Sarah Palin did little more than try to pack sand up my ass.

by Waxbro May 3, 2016

through my eyes, out my ass

The written word variant of 'in one ear, out the other.'
When a message is read but not comprehended because you didn't care or were distracted.

Nick: did you get my text? Or my email?!
Crystal: yeh I did, but they went through my eyes, out my ass.

by mong returns August 18, 2011

Slap my ass and call me Sally

Used to express dismay or disbelief.

Well you know what? Slap my ass and call me Sally man, I don't know what you want from me.

by Misses Potato Head August 5, 2010

Vince McMahon Kiss My Ass Club

An exclusive club where Vince McMahon literally makes people kiss his bare ass in the ring in front of millions of wrestling fans around the world. One of the best segments in the WWE!

"Next week on Raw Triple H, you will join the Vince McMahon Kiss My Ass Club!" - Vince McMahon

by Mullet McFuckington July 3, 2008

poop the come out of my ass

Usually used to confuse someone, or degrade them, by saying that they are the poop the come out of my ass.

Phrase founded by a n00b on zenhexand now used by many.

Person1: Why do you not like me?
Person2: Poop the come out of my ass.

Person1: I luv GC!!!
Person2: Poop the come out of my ass.

Person1: Are you listening?
Person2: Poop the come out of my ass.

etc...

by Shimmer March 6, 2005

tell me how my ass tastes

What you get asked by former teammates after you get crushed in a sporting event

"Kobe, tell me how my ass tastes!" -Shaquille O'Neil after Kobe Bryant was destroyed by the Boston Celtics in the 2008 NBA finals

by Boston Yankee June 28, 2008