fake colombian

Someone with Colombian heritage but was born in the US. Will wear the countries colors but does not know the history nor meaning. 60% of their wardrobe is Colombia apparel. Will not know what chipi chipi is.

There goes another fake Colombian cheering for our team, I wish they would hang themselves.

by Shijalude February 22, 2014

fake wild

to act as though you are upset when you are just in want of attention.

"yo why you got my sneakers on son" said juice
"stop tryin to fake wild you said i could wear em"

by markus manning March 8, 2009

fake dj

A DJ who could be replaced with an iPod. They have all the usual equipment and play gigs in cheap bars. Usually playing tracks recorded by other artists adding no value what so ever.

This guy is a fake dj, his hands have been in his pockets the whole time. What a bullshit artist, let's go somewhere else.

by bilbo23 April 27, 2011

(FAKE BODY)

Used on TikTok in captions under posts. Used so that TikTok will think their body is fake (eg. a fake body suit) and TikTok then won't take it down because they wouldn't be showing their "real body."

*posts video showing what TikTok would take down* caption: (FAKE BODY)

TikTok: Fair enough, have a nice day.

by Rileyisafk December 18, 2022

Fake-Broke

Always buying new stuff but telling your clique and/or set you are broke.

Your friend can't go out because they're "broke". A day later they're posting pictures of their new fancy vacuum* ("vacuum" being a metaphor for anything valuable). You are in point of fact not broke but instead, a fake-broke busta.

by DOC_MEGA December 23, 2014

Fake Friend

1. Someone who talk about you/someone else, but is too scared to tell it to your face.

2. Someone who changes up when they get around certain people (Boys, popular people etc) can be a pick me girl too.

EXAMPLE 1:

Jessica: "Did you see how ugly Alyssa was today?"
Kaity: "Yeah, that sweater she had on was horrible."
*Alyssa comes*
Alyssa: "Hey guys!"
Jessica: "Hey, Aylssa!" *Smiles*
Kaity: "Your sweater is so cute!"
Alyssa: "Thanks!"

EXAMPLE 2:

Lora: "You are so pretty to day Lizzie."
Lizzie: "Thank you, so are you Lora."
Lora: "Yeah, and you smell nice."

*Boy comes*
Lora: "But you need to brush your teeth, your breath stinks." *Says loudly*
Lizzie: "Huh, but you just said i smell-"
Lora: *Starts talking to boy ignoring Lizzie*
Lizzie: "Your a fake friend." *Walks away*

by IWannaBeSmart July 2, 2021

Fake Philanthropist

A "Fake Philanthropist" is commonly defined as Kyle Harwood. Kyle Harwood is a fake philanthropist that is located in north Georgia. Specifically, Blairsville, Georgia. Kyle Harwood is also commonly referred to as a slaphappy ginger. He proceeds to "Krrr" anyone who dares stand in his way.

That kid Kyle is such a "fake philanthropist."

by vodsn March 5, 2022