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Clam Spam

When a chick you don't know sends you an unsolicited spread eagle shot.
That chick somehow got my number and sent me some clam spam.
by MC Skankaholic July 3, 2017
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Analog Spam

The more modern vernacular of the archaic term "junk mail."

In the distant days of yore, scam artists and their corporate brethren would physically print their spam on a substance known as "paper" and placed inside of things called "envelopes," which were then physically moved by something called "the post office" directly to people's homes. From there these "envelopes" would go directly from a small metal box located just outside the residence and into the nearest garbage can.

It is rumored that some primitive societies and failing companies still attempt to use this antiquated method of spamming people with their scams to this very day.
"Oh look, mom sent me a birthday card. It was mixed in with all the analog spam."
by NephilimNexus January 27, 2015
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spam slam

To be hit with a large number of spam e-mails all at once such that you lost track of other "Real Mail".
I did not get to read your note about that meeting in time since I got 'Spam Slammed' and had to delete the junk.
by Webb Morgan January 6, 2007
mugGet the spam slammug.

Spam-Burger

Another phrase for total, useless spam. Usually found in large popular forums. Bad for one's health.
Miss: That horrid mess that is filling my computer screen??
Bob: That would be Spam-Burgers Miss. Watch out, they're loaded with cholesterol.
by Rain and Blithe March 17, 2009
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gram spam

When your feed is filled with posts from people that are posting for a holiday like Mother's Day, with posts that all look basically identical. Usually, posting on such a day is not a good idea since it will be largely ignored.
Joyce: "I wish I could post our prom pictures today, but it's Mothers Day."

Aaron: "Why does that matter?"
Joyce: "There's gonna be a ton of gram spam and no ones gonna see or like my post."
by YaBoiDoubleA June 5, 2018
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Urban spam

When a user posts his definition 50 times in hopes that one will get verified.
Urban spam makes voting very tedious.
by ManMan36 April 11, 2016
mugGet the Urban spammug.

Ass Spam

Wet, almost rubber-like skin found around the opening of the anus. It is not unlike the lip skin often found on the lips of individuals upon waking in the morning.
I wanted to eat their ass but they had ass spam.
by Martian Alien August 8, 2019
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