Northern monkey

Ey up.
Term used by them poofs darn sarf.

Nah then a reight bloke who int soft as shite like them southern fairies.

Sez it like it is
Knows ar to tre-at is missis an loves er.
Oh hello Jeeves, that northern monkey fellow is a spiffingly good show what what
by Bernerd November 27, 2021
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Northern Minnesota Cologne

Her: Honey, the bugs are nasty down here
Him: I'll just wear some Northern Minnesota cologne
by Joshcopeland04 June 05, 2023
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Northern fights

At northern secondary school whenever there is a fight, even if it starts off as a fistfight someone will always get passed a knife and some point and then all goes to shit.
Have you ever seen northern fights without a knife?”
by Northern kid January 18, 2019
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Northern Echo

A similar, though more monstrous version of the Cornish Torpedo. A humongous stealth turd which slips quietly into the night, without trace.
Simon’s full English came back as a Northern Echo!
by Vinnie4brexit July 24, 2021
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Northern Germany

The place where a felt 100 mph wind is called a "leichte Brise"
Me: Bro, my app says it's gonna be very windy today,
Dude from northern germany: Nah, it's just a "leichte Brise"
by F4814N April 16, 2024
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northern pines

Worst possible school district in Eagle
I went to Northern Pines where the N stands for knowledge
by Brafiadon December 28, 2019
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Northern Minnesota paintjob

When you go down a dirt road and your vehicle becomes the same color as the dirt and stays.
Dylan: Looks like your truck is dirty

Dale: It's not dirty, thats just my Northern Minnesota paintjob
by Joshcopeland04 April 30, 2023
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