pot noodle

the food of kings who r skint

"bring me the cheapist most delicious food available and make it snappy"

by sam.f June 8, 2003

noodle grooving

When you are really high on drugs and you start moving in strange, uncontrollable ways sort of like a wet noodle. It is a type of dance where you twitch uncontrollably. The person noodle grooving loses complete control of their body.

ex: Chelsea was noodle grooving so bad that she feel on the ground.

Chelsea was noodle grooving so bad that she feel on the ground.

by hav February 3, 2013

Noodle Head

Jack Avery, a man band Why Dont We, super hot and cute. He has the noodlest head we have Ever seen. Get their tickets to see their concert NOW. By forcing your parents.

There's the cute Noodle head

-imjackaverymuzic on Instagram

by Imjackaverymuzic April 24, 2019

Nasty Noodles

The streams of ejaculate left on a person’s face (or other body part) by a male partner.

1. Yeah, I’m a give her some mean nasty noodles.

2. Damn, look at that guy spew nasty noodles all over that girls face.

3. C’mere baby, I got some nasty noodles for ya.

by Woody Rollins September 6, 2009

Oodles of Noodles

Another name for Ramen noodles... usually crushed into small pieces.

Shannon: hey, you gonna make me some oodles of noodles
Aaron: what's that? Lipton noodles?
Shannon: you know, noodles that you crush in a pack and add water and the flavor packet..
Aaron: or Ramen noodles why didnt you say that?
Shannon: cause most black ppl call it oodles of noodles

by lollypoplady July 13, 2010

touch noodle

A touch noodle is an insult, usually meaning idiot

"Hey, did you see Taylor trip yesterday?"
"Yeah, what a touch noodle"

by Kobra936 January 31, 2018

noodle dream

A term to describe when you're so engrossed in your job that you actually have dreams about it when you're sleeping. From the movie Kung Fu Panda when Po is dreaming about being a warrior, but tells his father he had a dream about making noodles. His father, a noodle maker, is excited that his son finally had the Noodle Dream.

I must be working to much, last night I had the fucking Noodle Dream!

by Abbyno August 22, 2017