Jordi net

Internet connection that is slower then an Africans brain

This guy has Jordi net, he must be having a LAN-party at Jordi's house while raping his little brother.

by Teeth checker March 30, 2022

pussy-net

A girl who you don't care about but you try to keep around while trying to get other chicks. Basically, a backup pussy.

-Shit! Jane keeps texting me but I can't keep ignoring her if I want to hit this weekend.
- brah you know you need that pussy-net

by thinker2 April 8, 2015

primo net worth

the balance of money for teen/young adult restore in a bank. it also means a bank base that you may have.

wow my son has an primo net worth!

by con"eriba February 25, 2022

Net Idol

A kind of (typically kaigai) idol who is mainly online rather than doing live events or going to cons.

Wota 1: Hey, did you see that one net idol groups livestream yesterday?
Wota 2: Connections? Yeah, they were so cool!

by shshshizuku November 27, 2020

Empty Net

The end result of taking a dump. What happens after you Pull The Goalie. When you no longer have any fecal matter in your bowels.

Bro, that was a healthy shit, I feel ten pounds lighter. Now I got an Empty Net.

by carguy311 July 29, 2018

Net Banger

A person that is "gangster" or drilla on the internet but in real life they are the biggest cuck known to man and won't do a thing.

"100 of my boys VS 100 of your boys. One call and i'm active again. I'll stomp your head on the curb infront of your mum."
"Okay net banger"
"i'm a main offenda not a net banger"
"alr net banger

by NippleDick2000 September 17, 2025

NETS

No Effort Too Small is NETS. It defines how the best of the best leave no stone unturned. It is used for someone you know who is pulling all the stops to get ahead, and it signals approval and encourages emulation. NETSing, full NETS, NETSed are common variations.

The regional manager was promoted to VP last week. 3 years ago he was in facilities. The CEO walked in on him one early morning meticulously cleaning the floor, lifting chairs and desks, sweeping under all the rugs, getting every goddamn dust mite off the lobby floor. He went total NETS on his cleaning tasks. The CEO, blown away, quickly moved him to the management track.

by axolotyl92 May 29, 2022