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False pedophile

He can't be serious talking to that woman, he's a false pedophile!
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pedophile

A man who is sexually attracted to young children. Most often the time, they can appear normal and nobody would ever suspect that they are one.

Also known as a Child molester, or Chomo’s. Most male pedophiles stereotypically have long shaggy beards, long hair, 1970’s looking greasy shabby clothing; and tend to look like homeless men. They often wear beards because they are closet homosexuals and they find beards to be sexually arousing.

Although many pedophiles come in all shapes and sizes and can differ in appearance.

An extremely normal looking man who is clean-cut and baby-faced can be a pedophile, too. Female pedophiles are rare but are typically babysitters; and they are usually middle aged or old and (often) unattractive women.
Bournemouth and Poole in County Dorset, England are both renowned pedophile hotbeds.
by Death Menace August 27, 2023
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A person who is attracted to children, aka Sick people who should seek help.
"Yo dude, did you hear? Our friend Lucas is a pedophile!"
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Uncle/pedophile: Don't worry Kattye, I'll look after little Bob tonight, I've got other things to do, but one night won't kill. Go and have some fun.

Mom: You're an angel!
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According to Twitter, a pedophile is someone who loves fictional characters, regardless of whether the character is an adult or not. For example, if you like Rebecca from Cyberpunk, you are considered a pedophile according to Twitter because the creator confirmed her as a loli, despite her having no childlike appearance apart from being short.
Friend 1: I like Ilulu, but @totalnotahypocrite says I'm a pedophile. However, I'm not attracted to children; I just like her as a character—she's my favorite.

Friend 2: Nah, don’t worry about them. They were caught with furry smut and are trying to be part of some group cult that is bored and has nothing to do but complain about lolis and fictional characters.
by Animelolitaweeb April 26, 2024
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Someone, often with blue hair and heavy breasts, who identifies themselves as a queer zucchini. Common pronouns include zucchini/zucchiniself, im/valid, ze/zir, and i/hate/your/opinion. If you refer to a genderfluid male-aligned lesbian genderless pedophilic polyamorous zucchini as "he", "she", or "they", you are violently misgendering them and deserve to rot in a hole along with Adolf Hitler. Anybody who is remotely skeptical of this identity is actively contributing to genocide. Also, a genderfluid male-aligned lesbian genderless pedophilic polyamorous zucchini is typically welcoming toward a polyamorous relationship with up to 35 participants, as well as a relationship with a minor between 13 and 18 years of age.
I identify as a genderfluid male-aligned lesbian genderless pedophilic polyamorous zucchini.
by dadydonald May 22, 2024
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Pedophile

Used to describe willis.gaming twitch streamer
-Oh my god this pedophile messaged me
-You mean Willis??
by Booloo5767 February 14, 2024
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