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napoleon complex

a debilitating, neurological disorder affecting only men from the tiny hamlet deep inside middle earth. this scenic little village is known as The Shire.
the napoleonic disorder might have connections dating back to the infamous "three-meter island" nuclear meltdown that nearly wiped out every hobbit in the shire. before the cataclysmic explosion the shire looked like a demilitarized zone in detroit in the 1980's. the hobbit population wasndropping at an alarming rate until the nuclear power plant meltdown that changed the landscape from ghetto to garden. and it ultimately caused an huge population spike that unmistakably saved the hobbit from extinction. of course no one could have known that the tallest hobbit to ever live since the nuclear fallout has been the ex-adult film star willow. since his public execution over 67% of all male hobbits have some symptoms of the napoleonic nature that warped and twisted every hobbit since then to be quite ornery and most are born dangerously close to near-autistic levels.

this mutation can distort the hobbits frontal lobe, which curiously lies in their ample posterior. most hobbits afflicted by this will actually believe that he is in fact FOUR FEET tall and relevant. symptoms are exponentially compounded by the imbibing of ale and lager the smoking of pipe weed is the only known cure as it stabilizes the serotonin levels in the brain.
"Hey, check out Jodi's Drivers License, you can see his feet in the picture."
"Don't get him started--you know how his Napoleon Complex makes his wee-ass get!"
by Sam-Sam-The-Out-House-Man December 9, 2018
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Napoleon Dynamite

Awesome indie movie that got corrupted and ruined by hot topic.

hot topic made it "soo cool" and is selling merch to all them brainwashed posers out there.
gosh yadda yadda yadda.. ya'll heard these quotes about A MILLION TIMES.
by ana_lube February 1, 2005
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Napoleon complex

Usually these are pain in the ass man baby types that are constantly compensating for having a trump stump. Outspoken control freak with low intelligence, has a resemblance of a horse's ass.
Oh shit, here comes that idiot cop with the Napoleon complex. Hide the weed!
by DonnyBrasco76 August 8, 2018
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Snazzy Napper

While your partner is sleeping you drop a load on their face. Then you place the sheet over their face so that it sticks to their face thus resembling a Snazzy Napper.
My girlfriend was more interested in taking a nap than blowing me. So I gave that bitch a Snazzy Napper!
by Billie Maize September 5, 2010
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Napoleon Dynamite

1) I would bang Napoleon Dynamite pretty hard.

2) If I were to meet Napoleon Dynamite I would let him take control of my body for the night.

3) Napoleon is a sex god.
by Napoleon is a sex god April 14, 2005
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*Napolean Dynamite

Is about a teenager who isn't so dynamite in his universe. But in the real world he's the funniest loser ever. One could categorize this with some of the best teen movies ever (16 candles, The Breakfast Club, etc.)

The movie has no set time. The time is Peluca, Idaho. It's a movie about a teen going through obstacles and going through more obstacles, which become the funniest PG movie I've seen.

*Wait until after the credits, for a funny scene
Uncle Rico: I bet you I could throw over those mountains!
by Christopher Ess August 8, 2005
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Napper

People with nappy hair. Often referring to black people.
White Guy: Sup, napper.
Black Guy: Did you just call me nigger?
White Guy: No, I said napper.
Black Guy: What the fuck does that mean?
White Guy: People with nappy ass hair.
by iamatryhardatvideogames June 15, 2012
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