funky black mustard

the final product of poorly maintained bodily cheeses.

"I wouldn't go down on him cause he was trafficking too much funky black mustard under that foreskin" said Tam.

funky black mustard by Funkweazle October 22, 2011

Guacamole nigga mustard

when your friend is black and a fan of the Green Bay packers

John: Lized you’re guacamole nigga mustard??
Lizzie: Sorry, I didn’t want you to find out this way

Guacamole nigga mustard by thesupremedrip July 28, 2019

Doo doo mustard

Doo Doo Mustard!
A child that looks straggly, unbathed and smells like dried piss

I ask her if that ragedy looking child was hers and she replied. Hell no! My baby ain’t no doo doo mustard

Doo doo mustard by Jay-Ski July 28, 2020

The Minnesota Mustard Monster 

when a person takes a mustard bottle and squeezes the contents into another persons anus.

man, my anus is still sore from jasons mustard monster last night.
Wow! The Minnesota Mustard Monster?

yes.

The Minnesota Mustard Monster by jon lol October 7, 2021

Cum in your mums asshole with mustard 

Its when you cum into your mom's asshole but you are spraying mustard on her tits

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Cum in your mums asshole with mustard by School shoot May 16, 2022

nut mustard

dry crusty bits stuck in between the foreskin

johnny scraped his nut mustard onto his girlfriends chin

nut mustard by Chocistar October 17, 2003

Slut Mustard

Vaginal Secretions; Booty Juice. Combination of Vaginal Secretions and Butthole Secretions combined to form a thick, opaque mustard-like paste. Usually forms after 2+hrs of Vaginal, Oral, and Anal intercourses. Butthole and/or Vaginal Creampies may act as a catylst of formation of Slut Mustard.

Ya-n-shit bra I was taggin dis bitch n nutted like 3 times all up in that gootyhole and dat dookie maker, when iz done she had some slut mustard fo sho, made dat bitch eat dat shit then do a line.

Slut Mustard by dacacheman June 28, 2009