mustache rash

When you have mustache stubble and eat a girl out. It gives her a rash.

"I give rashes with my mustaches"

"My pussy hurt so bad from that mustache rash"

by Mustache rash January 11, 2014

Mustard People

The mustard people are mystical and secretive creatures that live in woodsy areas near creeks. Their existence is only known of by a few people. They are named the mustard people because of their yellow skin tone. Little is known of these creatures, but they are known to kidnap, and return children.

"He's late again."
"Maybe the mustard people got him. "

by Mustardstalker April 14, 2014

The Mustain

The ultimate in awesome. Similair to "the dude" in The Big Lewbowski. The highest degree of cool attainable.

Jeremy is THE MUSTAIN.

by Jd Mustain May 27, 2010

Downstairs Mustache

pubic hair

Her downstairs mustache was so dirty it had a whole ecosystem living in it.

by gimmiesumgrain August 29, 2010

Yankee Mustache

Nasal mucus on the upper lip as a result of cold weather.

Hey Patrick, wipe off your Yankee Mustache, ya freakin' losah!

by Dick Shannery April 13, 2019

White mustang

A term for a white mans penis, used mostly by women in the Bay Area and New York.

“The day I saw your white mustang”- Lana del Rey

by Brooklyn- December 30, 2020

waled mustafa

Creator of waledsoftware, famous across Pakistan.

Waled mustafa is a genius brain surgeon, astronaut and coder 1010101000110

by waledmustafa January 5, 2021