mailb0xjeevas

That one mello simp, who's got mello

person: have you heard of a mailb0xjeevas

Person 2: yeah mello left nina for them i think

by mailb0xjeevasfan May 28, 2021

lobe-mail

Messages or images sent via brainwaves. "Psychic" massages, or mail; Telepathy; any messages received from another's brain, either extracted by or sent by a person possessing "Psychic" mental abilities.

-Phrase coined by Jameson Ian McGuire.

Person 1: "I was thinking today, 'god I hope he calls', but you didn't." *sadly*

Person 2: "Well sorry I didn't check my lobe-mail." *sarcastically*

by Jameson McGuire December 27, 2008

Fail Mail

a) When you send an e-mail to the wrong person

b) When you receive someone else's mail.

c) When you receive mail or an e-mail saying you have lost a family member, your house burnt down, you lost your job etc.

a) Oh, crap! I just sent the love letter for the girl I'm cheating with to my wife!

b) Hey, Mr. Nicolas! I got you mail by mistake! I didn't know you were a hooker!

c) I got fail mail from my boss. He fired me for being late yesterday.

by Wolf5297 December 19, 2009

Yellow Mail

Is a term used when an Asian person is blackmailing or being blackmailed by someone

That’s yellow mail bro

by 1Shot Duke August 2, 2019

The Alaskan Mailman

When you take viagra, stick your dick in the freezer to make it cold, and start suprise fucking while yelling "mails here!"

My bf tried doing "The Alaskan Mailman" but he left his dick in for to long and got frostbite.

by HesitantBubble July 19, 2021

P-Mail

An E-Mail that contains porn or other adult content.

Bernard was fired after he opened a P-mail that contained a virus.

by Bernard Bangwanger October 21, 2004

mailbox millionaire

a welfare recipient who behaves as if they are rich, spending cash the week after receiving their government check only to be broke for the three weeks remaining until their next payday.

During the first week of the month, Walmart is filled with mailbox millionaires.

by minasue October 11, 2013