Machey Mouse

It's like Mickey Mouse but funnier, if you look at Machey Mouse he is a chicken

Why are being such Machey Mouse?

by Free slushie and pretzel February 1, 2018

Mouse Harvesting

To tortiously remove ones tampon from in between their legs.

Damn, that bitch Madeline been mouse harvesting all day!

by Dr. Raun Cloywne January 24, 2017

Little mouse

A person who is 6'0 but has a small cock.

I thought you'll be a cockasaurus, but you're actually just a little mouse.

by CraftyCheeses January 26, 2023

miney mouse

Josh Michael Young's.

Did you see Brianna Julia and Melody today they were in the C10 wit miney mouse.

by Nohandle@weather August 27, 2021

mouse dance

Government Workers who get work from home privileges 2-3 days a week, who just move their pc mouse occasionally during the day to make like they are working.

Yeah, I'm just going to do the mouse dance all day on Friday.

by Jimmycliff01 June 10, 2017

Callum the mouse

Callum L is a mouse.We all knew it from day 1,He roams around the school looking for food and loom bands to flick at people.He try’s his best to annoy his friends and family.He also has a fascination with a man called Mr parry.

Callum the mouse:Your mum *Mouse noises*
Mr parry:Me and my colleagues are sick of year 8s
Callum:*Mocks him* *mouse noises*

by Man lyke tapped don April 12, 2019

tapping the mouse

While hugging a girl's leg, vigorously fisting her and laughing at the same time.

"Please choose a security question in case you forget your password."
Q: What was your favorite childhood pastime?

A: tapping the mouse

by EJQ November 6, 2010