Mountain Lakes is a beautiful town full of rich white people. There are a handful of asians and jews, but basically no black or hispanic people.
Sports are number one in Mountain Lakes. Everybody plays two sports for most of their childhood. One of those sports must be lacrosse. The other is usually swimming or soccer.
It's called Mountain LAKES because there are lakes all over town that kids swim in during the summer and skate on in the winter. Birchwood and Island Beach are the main summer hangouts.
The public schools are really good.
Since it is a small town, gossip flies at the speed of light. By midday, every one of your friends will have known what you did last night.
Lakers love their town and have extreme patriotism to ML. If asked to choose two colors, the first ones that come to mind will no doubtably be blue and orange.
Don't judge Lakers. They get better when they grow up.
Sports are number one in Mountain Lakes. Everybody plays two sports for most of their childhood. One of those sports must be lacrosse. The other is usually swimming or soccer.
It's called Mountain LAKES because there are lakes all over town that kids swim in during the summer and skate on in the winter. Birchwood and Island Beach are the main summer hangouts.
The public schools are really good.
Since it is a small town, gossip flies at the speed of light. By midday, every one of your friends will have known what you did last night.
Lakers love their town and have extreme patriotism to ML. If asked to choose two colors, the first ones that come to mind will no doubtably be blue and orange.
Don't judge Lakers. They get better when they grow up.
by shoesforafrica January 1, 2012
Get the Mountain Lakesmug. 1. Evil lair of Skeletor, nemesis of He-Man.
2. Another name for Casa de Barnes (see Casa de Barnes), evil lair of Andreas Barnez (see Andreas Barnez)
2. Another name for Casa de Barnes (see Casa de Barnes), evil lair of Andreas Barnez (see Andreas Barnez)
by Brad February 26, 2004
Get the Snake Mountainmug. most likely originated in Australia or new Zealand, due to one of the main livestock being a sheep
A sheep's testicles
A sheep's testicles
by ikayama October 10, 2004
Get the mountain oystermug. Originally, a euphemism for moonshine, 'shine or corn licker. Now thanks to mass merchandising the name of a popular soft drink. Gives a whole different meaning to do the Dew.
by dewd November 17, 2005
Get the Mountain Dewmug. A college student's best remedy for drowsiness during the early morning hours on the day the term paper is due.
by AYB April 8, 2003
Get the Mountain Dewmug. by bitstripslang September 21, 2016
Get the Mountain Dewmug. The Human Mountain is an attention whore who walks around with a blind cane even though her vision is fine. Her stick is actually used as a weapon, as she tends to hit people in the back of the shins if they are not moving fast enough for her. It is also a warning as to where her gravitational pull begins.
The Human Mountain, also known as Hanna, has a tendency to absorb smaller people (ie everyone) into her body to obtain her nutrition. Her favourite hunting strategy is to trap smaller people in her gravitational force field and save them as snacks for later. She believes the fear they experience while trapped makes them taste better.
The Human Mountain is a rude, selfish, loner bitch and should be avoided at all costs. Once she deems you as a 'friend' (though you could only be acting nice to her to avoid being eaten) she will leech onto you forever and even resort to forcing school administration to act as counselors if you try to avoid being friends with her.
The Human Mountain, also known as Hanna, has a tendency to absorb smaller people (ie everyone) into her body to obtain her nutrition. Her favourite hunting strategy is to trap smaller people in her gravitational force field and save them as snacks for later. She believes the fear they experience while trapped makes them taste better.
The Human Mountain is a rude, selfish, loner bitch and should be avoided at all costs. Once she deems you as a 'friend' (though you could only be acting nice to her to avoid being eaten) she will leech onto you forever and even resort to forcing school administration to act as counselors if you try to avoid being friends with her.
1) The Human Mountain's house used to be three levels. Now it is only one level, but with two basements!
2) "Where's Jimmy been lately?"
"Didn't you hear? The Human Mountain got him."
2) "Where's Jimmy been lately?"
"Didn't you hear? The Human Mountain got him."
by P.vs.H.M. April 23, 2009
Get the the Human Mountainmug.