Mountain Lakes is a beautiful town full of rich white people. There are a handful of asians and jews, but basically no black or hispanic people.
Sports are number one in Mountain Lakes. Everybody plays two sports for most of their childhood. One of those sports must be lacrosse. The other is usually swimming or soccer.
It's called Mountain LAKES because there are lakes all over town that kids swim in during the summer and skate on in the winter. Birchwood and Island Beach are the main summer hangouts.
The public schools are really good.
Since it is a small town, gossip flies at the speed of light. By midday, every one of your friends will have known what you did last night.
Lakers love their town and have extreme patriotism to ML. If asked to choose two colors, the first ones that come to mind will no doubtably be blue and orange.
Don't judge Lakers. They get better when they grow up.
Sports are number one in Mountain Lakes. Everybody plays two sports for most of their childhood. One of those sports must be lacrosse. The other is usually swimming or soccer.
It's called Mountain LAKES because there are lakes all over town that kids swim in during the summer and skate on in the winter. Birchwood and Island Beach are the main summer hangouts.
The public schools are really good.
Since it is a small town, gossip flies at the speed of light. By midday, every one of your friends will have known what you did last night.
Lakers love their town and have extreme patriotism to ML. If asked to choose two colors, the first ones that come to mind will no doubtably be blue and orange.
Don't judge Lakers. They get better when they grow up.
by shoesforafrica January 1, 2012
Get the Mountain Lakesmug. 1. Evil lair of Skeletor, nemesis of He-Man.
2. Another name for Casa de Barnes (see Casa de Barnes), evil lair of Andreas Barnez (see Andreas Barnez)
2. Another name for Casa de Barnes (see Casa de Barnes), evil lair of Andreas Barnez (see Andreas Barnez)
by Brad February 26, 2004
Get the Snake Mountainmug. most likely originated in Australia or new Zealand, due to one of the main livestock being a sheep
A sheep's testicles
A sheep's testicles
by ikayama October 10, 2004
Get the mountain oystermug. Originally, a euphemism for moonshine, 'shine or corn licker. Now thanks to mass merchandising the name of a popular soft drink. Gives a whole different meaning to do the Dew.
by dewd November 17, 2005
Get the Mountain Dewmug. A college student's best remedy for drowsiness during the early morning hours on the day the term paper is due.
by AYB April 8, 2003
Get the Mountain Dewmug. by bitstripslang September 21, 2016
Get the Mountain Dewmug. Mountain tornados occur when a funnel cloud develops into a tornado near the base of a large mountain. The rotation of the tornado in such close proximity to the mountain causes a scientifically unexplainable process that forces the tornado up the side of the mountain until it reaches the top. Once at the top, the speed of the tornado accelerates until the tornado begins to sink into the mountain (like a drill bit). The tornado continues down until completely submersed (it sort of just disappears).
Note: mountain tornados are extremely rare. The only confirmed sighting occurred July 29, 2009 at Cheyenne Mountain located in El Paso County Colorado. The storm caused extensive damage to the Cheyenne Mountain Zoo facilities. Luckily there were no casualties (human or otherwise).
Note: mountain tornados are extremely rare. The only confirmed sighting occurred July 29, 2009 at Cheyenne Mountain located in El Paso County Colorado. The storm caused extensive damage to the Cheyenne Mountain Zoo facilities. Luckily there were no casualties (human or otherwise).
Wow! You should have seen how worried my coworker was during that mountain tornado. Her kids were at the zoo while it was happening! Good thing the zoo staff had enough sense to move the kids into a safe / strong structure.
by Marbles Da Cat July 29, 2009
Get the mountain tornadomug.