Motted

Unbelievably drunk and/or high, to the point where you are not aware of where you are, who you are with or even your own name.

Poor Lauren, I wonder if she knows that was Shaun last night...NOT Ryan. She was so fucking Motted.

by L_Boogs May 11, 2008

mott

the word mott has been for a while and is slang for fanny

Your walikin down the road and see a real sexy lady, you say to your mate i'd lick her mott!

by Big Dog July 7, 2004

MOTY

Acronym for Mother Of The Year

The companion to FOTY or Father of the year

pronounced Moatee

Jim: So did you get to see your boy last night?

Ed: Yeah but MOTY did nuthin;' but nag my ass as I tried to explain football to him. I swear I'm gonna have to get my own place.

by barec2 May 23, 2009

Matty Gee

someone who is incredibly stingy and instead of buying lube, uses shampoo or conditioner instead. Matty is a fat faggot who enjoys rimming people and performing the cleveland steamer. He is an asshole

p1: dude who is that guy?
p2: i know, he looks like such a Matty Gee

by Jimmehalmighteh June 9, 2011

matty boy

A matty boy is a circular we boy with very bad tan lines (mainly where his socks are).

He is the sort of person who you would see down shankil road playing pokemon go.

I saw a matty boy on my way to Walmart today.

by Rebocci December 11, 2016

Dirty Matty

When your girl works at subway and gives blowjobs to random dudes

Wow she really pulled a dirty matty

by Shortbboy May 15, 2020

Revving your monty

An expression to be used in place of phrases such as "I'm pulling your leg" or "I'm winding you up" as it conjures up strange images in ones head.

"Naw, I'm just revving your Monty mate."

by Tom Hammersley June 13, 2004