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Crayon Eating Motherfucker

A vast majority of guys in internet chat rooms, who cannot seem to grasp the basic principles or respect, class and dignity...or the concept that most women dont want to see their dicks...no matter how proud you may be of it. This also cover guys who think jacking off in front of random women is in anyway at all a turn on to us.
If one more Crayon Eating Motherfucker sends me a dick pic I am going to spray mace in his dickhole!
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yeat motherfucker 

Common phrase/expletive used in 201S of Third North used in both board and card games.
Lets play a rousing game of "Yeat Motherfucker!!"
yeat motherfucker by Sarah & Kai September 21, 2004

Fat Rat Motherfucker 

Fat is just rude. Rats are disgusting. So Fat Rat goes fine together, but doesn't sound right. Therefore Fat Rat motherfucker just another level of Fat Fuck...just worse
Say your boss pisses you off to the point in which the word fat or fat fuck, just doesn't settle with you. Fat Rat Motherfucker is pretty insulting, personally i don't think anyone would like to be called a rat or fat rat either, so Fat Rat Motherfucker just makes it more fun to say.

Mega Motherfucker 

A person with a massive 12" cock who fucks mothers.

Also an asshole of epic proportions
"Wow Sam is really a Mega motherfucker"
Also
"Oh My God Sam is a mega motherfucker, i hate him so much

ROCK N ROLL MOTHERFUCKER 

Is an avid lover of electrified music, they look a little bad ass and intimidating on the outside but are generally down to earth, friendly and balanced persons who live life with a special kind of gusto and positivity.
Chicks in denim with tattoos, guys with ripped jeans; t-shirts; trucker hats, beer swilling air guitarists, rock fanatics, rock geeks, chicks who love rock, rock n roll motherfucker.

Hoe ass motherfucker

the type of person who get up in yo personal space an fuck around wit you like tf u doin
Damn Jamal get out my space I ain't gon get up in that dick
You hoe ass motherfucker

Bitch-ass-Hoe-ass-Motherfucker 

Donald J Trump (45th President of the United States); a very despicable, unpleasant, narcissistic person of a human being, who lacks any kind of empathy and basic common sense.
This Bitch-ass-Hoe-ass-Motherfucker is always on twitter, saying dumb bitch ass things that make no sense. Kind of like a thirsty attention seeking thot.

I think this Bitch-ass-Hoe-ass-Motherfucker secretly wants to be a cuckold and would like to be on clean up duty after the creampie.